<p>That reminds me of my best car rental story ever:</p>
<p>I’m a Hertz Gold Club member, which means they have my preferences on file so it’s faster to reserve a car. My preference is a “midsized car” which – even for my petite frame – is on the small side. That’s what I learned on and that’s what I drive now. </p>
<p>I was in Jackson, MS one day – truck country!! – and they gave me my keys for the car. It was a Yukon!! I climbed into it (and you really need to climb up!) and drove it to my hotel. I swear, the thing felt like it was 30 feet long! I was terrified to change lanes since I couldn’t even seen behind me.</p>
<p>When I got to the hotel, I called Hertz and told them I just couldn’t drive the damn thing. They invited me to return the car to the airport and pick up another. “No,” I said; “You don’t understand. I am a hazard on the road in this thing; I’m afraid I’m going to kill someone!”</p>
<p>They sent a nice man to my hotel with a sedan, he took the Yukon away, and all was well.</p>
<p>I like Hertz.</p>