<p>VeryHappy-H is Avis Preferred and on one of his business trips to Dallas his name didn’t have a slot number listed (for rapid pickup) so he went to the rep who informed him that his reserved midsize was unavailable but they would be happy to upgrade him to…a Hummer! He said it was a few minutes before he could stop laughing long enough to say…“Uh, no thanks, what else have you got?”</p>