I grew up in a college town. Name it- parking, police/security issues, firefighters (every time there is a false alarm, the municipal firefighting teams show up with a truck, fully staffed, only to discover it was a frat prank), noise, and utter chaos on “game days” (regardless of what sport it was… the alums come back to party, park in your driveway, throw trash on your rosebushes).
Who wants MORE of that?