<p>Weird Scenario #1
Background:
Brett Smith was accepted to Cornell University. His hook was that he was homosexual (but really wasn’t). Brett was just called down the dean’s office for a rumor of Brett’s sexuality has spread cross campus.</p>
<p>University Dean: Mr. Smith, have a seat.
<em>Brett sits down.</em>
University Dean: There’s been word that you were with a girl at a campus party. I believe last Thrusday at about 1:34 AM. Don’t lie. It’s on Facebook. We know everything. What do you have to say, Mr. Smith?
Brett: <em>fidgets</em> Um…
University Dean: Dishonesty is never allowed at a university of our level. This is intolerable. Do you know the consequences of your actions? You…
Brett: Mr. Dean, I guess I forgot to tell you that I think I’m bisexual.
University Dean: Oh…well…I’m so sorry. It was a misjudgment on our part.</p>