Sharpies

<p>Revived… for dvlfnfv5. I know how much you love Sharpies.</p>

<p>Yeah, almost as much as a fat kid loves cake. But not quite.</p>

<p>I thought you’d enjoy it :)</p>

<p>Thank you oh so much…I’m flattered that you would go through all of the trouble for little ol’ me.</p>

<p>Anything for you…</p>

<p>Anything…?</p>

<p>hmm, logs?</p>

<p>Let’s look at the # of posts per day…
Nope, don’t think he quite fits.</p>

<p>23.20? smells like a reduced version of logs</p>

<p>maybe he burnt out</p>

<p>I’m at 23.20 am I? I have to cut down on CC.</p>

<p>I really don’t think logs could handle that…</p>

<ol>
<li>Orange retractable</li>
<li>Purple retractable</li>
<li>Original Brown :)</li>
</ol>

<p>I’ve never used one!</p>

<p>Plain old black.</p>

<p>i bought this mini sharpie for marking golf balls. it’s um what’s that color dark pink&purple???</p>

<p>There’s this HUGE BLACK PERMANENT MARKER in my journalism class, and it’s called “The Magnum.”</p>

<p>Magnum, kinda like Zoolander’s patented pose.</p>

<p>No, not even close. The Magnum is not even comparable to a weak male model gaze…it’s more like an intense GLARE. The Magnum is the Uber-Sharpie.</p>

<p>Forgive me for offending the all-mighty “Magnum” Sharpie.</p>

<p>Oh, don’t apologize. You’ll feel its wrath very soon. And don’t say I didn’t warn you…</p>