<p>Awwww, dang-it! I am always late to the party! 
And i could have used an excuse for a brewski or two! Ohhh, why not? Looking forward to more fun and games! Now play nicely with each other! ;)</p>
<p>wjb, I think it’s ArpMom is POIH’s wife by reading the old posts. I think the whole family is on CC. :D</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>I’m trying to reconcile that with the remark about ASU Honors and “intellectual snobbishness” - or was it “snobbism”? “Intellectual snobbism”.</p>
<p>Oh dear.</p>
<p>
Sounds like they’re on something, alright!</p>
<p>I read the OP’s other posts as well as I could not believe this was not a ■■■■■. But unless someone hacked into her account, this is not a ■■■■■ post.</p>
<p>kat, ain’t you never had no schoolin’? </p>
<p>
</p>
<p>Works read good. Sheesh! Your son’d be 'barrassed!</p>
<p>Well, POIH’s DD will have the last laugh. She’ll wear her brass rat and everyone will know what club she belongs to. Better than the secret handshake that you learn at Princeton (if you’re the right sort, that is). Better forget about Stanford - too many Californians, to little old money.</p>
<p>I found the place! Columbia College Chicago!
Check it out… [Columbia</a> College Chicago Videos - Hobnob with Snobs!](<a href=“http://www.theu.com/college_videos_view/hobnob_with_snobs_100814]Columbia”>http://www.theu.com/college_videos_view/hobnob_with_snobs_100814)
ArpMom, you can donate my finder’s fee to a worthy charity. I wouldn’t dream of taking the money from you.</p>
<p>Can something be hilarious and sad at the same time?! Omg.</p>
<p>No…not Princeton! She won’t be able to talk to plumbers! Uh-oh…wrong thread…and wrong school. </p>
<p>Yale…that’s the ticket. Why is that not a choice here? </p>
<p>MIT - now who would want to go THERE? A Tech school for rich kid wannabes…stands for “Money is Tops.” Really. </p>
<p>Now, if you’re serious: yes send your DD to Princeton. Buy her lots of fancy new clothes with labels. Make sure she enunciates properly and says " may I have a bah- tul of beer" instead of “Git me that bahddle of beer.” She’ll be all set!</p>
<p>The most important question here is, when will the mods lock this thread? I’m putting the over-under at 500 posts (or about another 8 hours at the current rate). Anyone placing bets?</p>
<p>Whoo – ok, that was fun… can’t wait to read the next twelve pages of madcap hilarity, but now I have to go work and earn money, as those poor misguided socioeconomic climbers attending MIT all hope to do someday (can you imagine? who would want to associate with that?). Thanks for the break, CC parents!</p>
<p>PS: Jamiecakes – Wear long sleeves, I know where to find you! :D</p>
<p>geek_mom, you’re killing me here!!!</p>
<p>Best. Thread. Ever.</p>
<p>Pass the popcorn. I brought some M&Ms.</p>
<p>I"m still trying to understand some of the basic philosophy here…</p>
<p>snob = good
down to earth = bad
MIT = tech school</p>
<p>Forget the beer…I think it’s time for Jack & Diet Coke!!!</p>
<p>I know why.</p>
<p>I know.</p>
<p>When same stinky son went to admitted student days for MIT there was (no joshing) a huge, HUGE BEAVER to greet him when he got off the bus.</p>
<p>Now round here that’s supper.</p>
<p>Although we are more partial to squirrel. Little more nutty. Just saying.</p>
<p>So son had this giant beaver chase him all over this tech school with no name on the buildings. He up and left.</p>
<p>Pton sent for him, fed him for days and he knew he was home.</p>
<p>True story. Ask all the ole timers.</p>
<p>They know.</p>
<p>I know.</p>
<p>Kat</p>
<p>owlice – Thanks, really, that’s a tremendous compliment coming from you!</p>
<p>… Now, can you put in a good word for me with Jamiecakes? :)</p>
<p>Aaargh! Must… not… reload page!</p>
<p>Grcxx, might be time to forego the Diet Coke!!</p>
<p>Just slug it straight from the “Bah-tel”.</p>
<p>geek_mom, I would if Jamiecakes let me near her, but ya know, she’s on a whooooooole different plane. </p>
<p>It’s the moonshine. Can’t even approach her 'cause of it.</p>
<p>Dang.</p>