And in other breaking news, the earth is round (well, it’s really more of an oblate spheroid, but that information will make some people’s heads explode) and man did walk on the moon, and, which many outlets thought was actually news-worthy, Hitler died in 1945.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/05/20/scientists-say-hitler-died-in-wwii-tell-that-to-adolf-schuttelmayor-and-the-nazi-moon-base/?utm_term=.df9121f61729