<p>mootmom, just goes to show that the marmots are working double-duty, looking out for the boy. Unless . . . perhaps it was waiting for someone? Maybe . . . .</p>
<p>And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jingin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like marmot lo-ooo-o-o-ove </p>
<p>Just had to share that earworm :)</p>
<p>OMG! Harmonic convergence!!!</p>
<p>Did I really just read where some women were breaking wind in here? :eek:</p>
<p>I cannot believe how naive I was growing up! The only female in the family was my mom. There were us four sons and dad. I had no clue women actually did such things…until much later. I actually thought women had a more pristine behavior…until reality smacked me like a mackerel.</p>
<p>My older daughter has always loved to cuddle up close when we’re sitting on the couch. Then she slips a sbd out without any warning…puhLEEZE!</p>
<p>P2N,</p>
<p>Brace yourself: we sweat and burp too!</p>
<p>:eek:</p>
<p>Most Arabs I know can’t make the P sound (or are just being lazy)–it almost always comes out as a Big Bald B and we always make jokes about it. It’s so awkward when they try tell you where they <em>P</em>arked last night, or when one of them asks me if he can <em>p</em>ark in the driveway.</p>
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At the risk of airing the very slightest of disagreements with SB, may I repeat one of my favorite jokes (?) here:</p>
<p>Women don’t sweat. They don’t fart. They don’t burp. So they have to bi**h, or else they’d explode. :p</p>
<p>excellent!</p>
<p>I knew we were friends to the end, SB :D.</p>
<p>Oh no, not fart buddies…I can only handle so much. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>No no no, p2n. We don’t do that (blush). We bi**h. Didn’t you reach post #5847?</p>
<p>Announcement: I took my (extremely conservative) highlights up <em>one notch</em> lighter today. For spring. And anticipating an exit from the abyss?</p>
<p>Could be coincidental, but about an hour later, a ~30 year old guy at the gym totally checked me out. That can yank a gal right out of the abyss, pronto! Even if said guy is heavily tattooed, which is so not my style. (Probably even if said guy was blind-- so long as he is 30 it could still work.) </p>
<p>Hopefully I was not inadvertantly singing along to my ipod, which would have meant the checking out was actually a “jeez lady shut up.”</p>
<p>Oops, sorry!</p>
<p>I was trying not to be obvious… ;)</p>
<p>Midshipman LFWB is on board in his crisp whites with sextant in hand. Its been a month since he got his orders. I hated the wait!!</p>
<p><a href=“http://www.ncl.com/nclweb/fleet/shipInformation.html;jsessionid=Fn9j2hbLP82pbCYxypq72ZnbJQT3snPH!328549551?shipCode=PRIDE%20HAWA[/url]”>http://www.ncl.com/nclweb/fleet/shipInformation.html;jsessionid=Fn9j2hbLP82pbCYxypq72ZnbJQT3snPH!328549551?shipCode=PRIDE%20HAWA</a></p>
<p>I say we start in the Aloha Bar and work our way around the ship. He’s there until the end of May so we’ve got time to enjoy all of the amenities.</p>
<p>Thanks for giving me a lift P2N! Now I’m trying to figure out how you are 30 yet have two college kids?</p>
<p>Oh and by the way, cheers to LFWB! I will join you in the Aloha Bar!</p>
<p>my D was dressing up for a school dance, came downstairs in a fedora, black blazer, black tie, white tank top and shorts</p>
<p>i said she looked like Clyde…the blank look was priceless</p>
<p>as for the lady</p>
<p>she’s not 30, just wants to FEEL 30, remember you are only as young as the bloke you feel</p>
<p>Why SBmom, I’m surprised! I never figured you for one who’d question others prenatal lifestyle choices. 
I’m sure many males romanced and married a woman, fathered and raised two children plus earned a living during their infancy. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>By the way, those tattoos…you should know I contracted hep c while getting them on a week-long drunk during a leave in Subic Bay. Fond days…in the Seventh Fleet. I have virtually no functional liver left, but what the heck. All that talk about blood toxins is over-done. :eek:</p>
<p>First laugh of the morning!!</p>
<p>Okay, then, it’s safe pizza for p2n. Don’t want to spread those tattoo toxins.</p>
<p>Pizza? Oh no! :(</p>
<p>Just kidding about the tattoos. There’s no way I’d a become a pin cushion for fashion. Hep C is indeed common among those so punctured, however. I believe hep c is the leading reason for liver transplants. That’s a high price to pay for such markings…:rolleyes:</p>