<p>“Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it’s always something.”</p>
<p>“What’s all this about violins on TV?”</p>
<p>“Hewwo, this is Baba Wawa.”</p>
<p>”You know I love you, my little monkeys. But leave me my dreams. Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. I love to play. Every time I play… you win. Ciao.”</p>
<p>Never mind.</p>
<p>
Yeah, but I was there. ;)</p>
<p>Talking about the big issues:</p>
<p>Flea Erections in China
Make Puerto Rico a Steak
The Deaf Penalty</p>
<p>^^
Saving Soviet Jewelry</p>
<p>Haha. Nothing like a good giggle when you have to wake up at 5am to review documents from China…</p>
<p>The first time I ever saw SNL was in 1976. I was up late, in a boy’s dorm room, smooching. And there was this show on that we weren’t really paying much attention to. Then what appeared to be a commercial came on. Really couldn’t tell for at least 45 seconds if this was real or a gag.</p>
<p>Can you say Bass-O-Matic? Can you believe I actually considered it possible that someone would put a fish in a blender?</p>
<p>Alu, I point you to post #8848:
</p>
<p>And speaking of <em>another</em> kind of bass, mommusic…
Would you believe it if I told you that TFSFH is now teaching himself to play the bass guitar on his roommate’s Fender? </p>
<p>Poetic justice of some sort.</p>
<p>Yeah I wondered if #8848 referred to the commercial. I couldn’t remember any of the words, just the image of the big fish going into the blender.</p>
<p>Lookiing forward to more of TFSFH saga.</p>
<p>Time out.</p>
<p>Madly in love with Dan Ackroyd?? 
</p>
<p>I’m with mootie. Gilda Radner.</p>
<p>[Super</a> Bass-o-Matic 76(transcript)](<a href=“http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qbassamatic.phtml]Super”>SNL Transcripts: Ron Nessen: 04/17/76: Super Bass-o-matic '76 - SNL Transcripts Tonight)Yes, it’s just that simple!</p>
<p>(I feel pretty certain that this was the precursor to “Will It Blend?”, don’t you?)</p>
<p>Oh, and I had Laraine Newman’s line wrong: “Wow, that’s terrific bass!”</p>
<p>([url=<a href=“JibJab”>JibJab]Video[/url</a>] for those who want the real deal.)</p>
<p>btw, I need a refresher on our acronym.</p>
<p>I was there with TJFH. Then TSFH. </p>
<p>There was a period of Formerly Known as, wasn’t there? When the so-called slacker started raking in the merit bucks?</p>
<p>But TFSFH - well, there’s an extra letter in there… if you ask me. Or maybe it’s a couple of letters short.</p>
<p>The FORMER SFH</p>
<p>I went through a phase of being in love with Dennis Miller in the '80s before he became a reactionary football commentator/ $hitheel.</p>
<p>Now I am in love with Andy Samberg.</p>
<p>pulling my people up from page 2.</p>
<p>barfly that I am, I came over because ebeeee said she was buying drinks in honor of her son getting an internship. You know me, any drink you don’t have to pay for is a good drink.</p>
<p>ok, so where’s ebeeee and where’s my drink???</p>
<p>::::taps foot impatiently:::::</p>
<p>(in time with sybbie, with a nice syncopated rhythm)</p>
<p>but while she is waiting for her drink,</p>
<p>I… would like an answer to my question…</p>
<p>Madly in love with Dan Ackroyd??? How is that possible from our Alu?</p>
<p>Maybe she was a YILWFG?</p>
<p>^^^ Yuppie In Love With Funny Guys</p>
<p>PS I actually know Dan Aykroyd, and he is a DOLL. Extremely funny and nice.</p>
<p>Alumother probably has lots in common with Donna Dixon!</p>
<p>maybe she was an ignorant slut ;)</p>
<p>Ahahahhhahahahahaha!!!</p>
<p>Of course. </p>
<p>SB has proposed an excellent hypothesis.</p>
<p>But, I think Somemom has definitively answered my question.</p>
<p>Of course, that was the young and foolish Alu before she developed into her current elegant, eloquent, composed and brilliant self.</p>
<p>Okay the bartender is here…What’ll you have? I’m having a vodka tonic since I just got back from a cruise and the people on the boat drank so much that by day 5 they were OUT of limes. Vodka tonic with lemon just doesn’t make it for me…
Sybbie?
mafool, scotch on the rocks. And since I’m feeling generous, I’ll pour the Glenlivet 21 I bought down in St. Maarten.</p>