<p>Community college, my friend. Community college. ;)</p>
<p>You beat up Chuck Norris? That’s a felony, sir. Good luck in prison.</p>
<p>This was hilarious.</p>
<p>Uganda, eh?
[Invisible</a> Children - Invisible Children](<a href=“http://www.invisiblechildren.com%5DInvisible”>http://www.invisiblechildren.com)</p>
<p>hahahahaaa. funniest chance post EVER. :)</p>
<p>my mom yelled at me to stop laughing so loudly</p>
<p>Hahahahahaha</p>
<p>Rejected.</p>
<p>Chance me back
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/803389-chance-me-wants-engineer-maybe-physicist.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/803389-chance-me-wants-engineer-maybe-physicist.html</a></p>
<p>Birthed Albert Einstein? Teenage pregnancy is usually looked down upon, unless you can talk about your struggle in nurturing Baby Einstein’s abilities in your essays.</p>
<p>Good luck!</p>
<p>you’re not applying to yale?</p>
<p>haha</p>
<p>sorry for necroing. i thought this was hilarious.</p>
<p>I like this.</p>
<p>Man, I had to reach the second page to realize that it was a joke… so smart. Hahaha however when I got the joke! It is brilliant! Thanks for the laugh, really all those seriously serious college business was starting to drag me down, rotfl
aaaannd now I have a list of good colleges to look up thanks in doubles!</p>
<p>Hmm. You might want to check out DeVry University or Phoenix online. I mean, what were you thinking, a 2380?!?!? Horrible.</p>