So I talked to my cute teacher today who i asked out in email.

[Parhaitiy]

<p>hayguise. Dere iz diz pr0f. Sh3’z 'bout 70 yrz 0ld nd I wuz jus tryna g1t 1n h3r p4ntz nd m4k3 h3r sum hrd boild eggz fa breakfazzzt.</p>