<p>President Bush told us all many moons ago that he is “a war president”. Also told us that he’s “the decider”. And he has decided that we go to war with Iraq and in his pea brain we ain’t going no where till we win that mutha and win in the traditional sense of a military victory. </p>
<p>He has couched this as a global fight of good vs. evil, that the future of the world is at stake. This is the same tired rhetoric always drummed up. Same as, for example in the Vietnam era, that if Saigon fell then them commie bastards would be landing in Santa Monica, California.</p>
<p>Just as previous administrations failed to look at the true issues (or lack thereof) in Vietnam and the history of that country and its relationships in that region, the current adminstration ignores the history of the middle-east, the thousands of years of war between the religious factions and in a grand act of assumption and self focus that took and keeps us there, they can only assume that these people must want democracy and an NFL franchise in every mid-east city and be just like us 'mercans (and all they gotta do is just give us all their oil).</p>
<p>Bush has no clue. After three years he is NOW seeking advice…and it’s all advice he’ll never follow… he’s the war president.</p>
<p>With all apologies to Randy Newman, I suspect here is the speech the president will greet us with on Iraq after the new year:</p>
<p>No one likes us-I don’t know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around even our old friends put us down
Lets drop the big one and see what happens </p>
<p>We give them money-But are they grateful?
No, they’re spiteful and they’re hateful
They don’t respect us-so lets surprise them
We’ll drop the big one and pulverize them </p>
<p>The Mid-east ain’t crowded but it is too old
And it is far too hot
But that oil is good as gold
And they just won’t do as we tell 'em so…
Let’s drop the big one
There’ll be no one left to blame us </p>
<p>We’ll save our ally Israel
And maybe Egypt too
We’ll build an All American amusement park there
That seems the right thing to do</p>
<p>Boom goes Iraq and Iran too
More room for me and more room for you
And every city the Mid-east round
Will just be another American town
Oh how peaceful it will be
We’ll set everybody free
They’ll be lots of oil for you
And there’ll be profits for my friends and me </p>
<p>They all hate us anyhow
So lets drop the big one now
Let’s drop the big one now</p>