<p>And speaking of hypocrisy, does going to night clubs with your posse and intentionally seeking confrontations with other guys and girls count as bullying, or just acting like an idiot? What about fist fights? If your answer is yes, you clearly don’t watch the show. I’m going to lecture a classroom full of intelligent people about the adverse effects of bullying; hope they take me seriously. Oh, that stuff we did on tv? Don’t mind that; thats just my alter-ego. It’s created so that I can continue signing fat checks by getting dopes to tune in to my “reality show.” Once the ratings are high enough, I can get enough exposure to guest lecture at Ivy league universities.</p>