<p>It’s Comet it makes your teeth all green
Comet it tastes like gasoline
Comet it makes you vomit </p>
<p>So get some comet and vomit today!</p>
<p>Reingold Beer</p>
<p>reingold is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.</p>
<p>Mobil:
“We’re the rocker arm assembly,
Assembly, assembly,
We’re the rocker arm assembly
And we don’t like dirt!
A detergent gasoleeeeeene
Helps keep your engine running smooth and cleeeeeeen -
It’s Mobil, oh 'tis Mobil gasoline!”</p>
<p>Early PSA:</p>
<p>Don’t cross in the middle, in the middle, in the middle, in the middle, in the middle, in the middle of the block,
Keep your eyes to see them
Keep your ears to listen
Walk up to the corner where the coast is clear
And wait, and wait, until you see the light turn green.</p>
<p>Ummm this is a three year old three year old thread…</p>
<p>Dipity doo a little dab will you do</p>
<p>Pepsi…for those who think young</p>
<p>I’m Chucko…Chucko…Churcko the birthday clown…</p>
<p>How do you handle a hungry man? The MANHANDLERS! (my fil did this commercial)</p>
<p>If you think it’s butter, but it’s not, it’s Chiffon!</p>
<p>Oh a kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first,
And save the chocolate cookie outside for last</p>
<p>What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky,
It’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun,
It’s a wonderful toy.
It’s fun for a girl or a boy.</p>
<p>I know the man who wrote the immortal words</p>
<p>“You can trust your car to the man who wears the star”. (Texaco)</p>
<p>Same as post #4:</p>
<p>*I’d like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves</p>
<p>I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I’d like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company…*</p>
<p>Then I stop singing.</p>
<p>*The neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon,
Uh Oh, Spaghetti-Os!
The neat little meatball that will fit on your spoon,
Uh Oh, Spaghetti-Os<img src=“It’s%20the%20neatest%20invention%20since%20the%20napkin!” alt="/i">
Franco American,
Uh Oh, Spaghetti-Os!</p>
<p>Oh, the pops are sweeter and the taste is new,
they’re shot with sugar, through and through …
Sugar Pops are tops!</p>
<p>My dog’s better than your dog,
my dog’s better than yours,
my dog’s better 'cause he gets Ken-L-Ration,
my dog’s better than yours.
My dog’s bigger than your dog,
my dog’s smarter than yours,
my dog’s better 'cause he gets Ken-L-Ration,
my dog’s better than yours.</p>