<p>I’ll contribute in the hypothetical situation of me applying. </p>
<p>Accepted: Sexy and I know it - ■■■■■
Deferred: Sexy and I know it - ■■■■■
Rejected: Sexy and I know it - ■■■■■</p>
<p>Reason for accepted: It’ll further boost the awesomeness of which I’m feeling in the moment.</p>
<p>Reason for deferred: It’ll remind me of the awesomeness that inhibits me and the awesomeness that I bring into the world.</p>
<p>Reason for rejected: It’ll make me feel better by allowing me to feel awesome about myself.</p>