STANFORD..dun dun dun..CAN I GET IN?

<p>I’d apply for a few ivies.</p>

<p>**** you could get in anywhere.</p>

<p>it’s amusing how the comments vary so greatly from person to person…hmmm…sounds a lot like the admissions officers. I could get someonw who comepletely thinks my accomplishments are a joke or someone eho thinks they have some value. i dunno…it’s so random…it really hurts a left-brainer like me</p>

<p>why, I shall bump this again</p>

<p>neemi:</p>

<p>Let’s get serious here for a moment. A 2270 is too low for Stanford and you need at least a 2280…sorry</p>

<p>Also, your ECs are quite horrible. </p>

<p>I mean…you pretty much have to be the perfect candidate much like myself.</p>

<p>hahaha…sr6622…you’re funny…you remind me of myself–> i love the sarcasm–>why else do ya think I post–>not because I really want a bunch of teenagers to tell me what my chances are to get into college–> I crave the sarcastic comments–> how igneous of you (yes, that was meant to be a pun, not a typo or a product of my stupidity)</p>

<p>Thanks neemi…</p>

<p>At least someone appreciates me…</p>

<p>WHO are YOU? WHAT do you want?</p>

<p>buller…buller…buller…</p>

<p>i think that’s how you spell it (from ferris buller’s day off)</p>

<p>WHa???</p>

<p>so i see…you, Mr. sr6622, are also addicted to this website…haha…I don’t know what it is but it gives me a reason to not do any other work. And it kinda helps me get over “other” problems in my life because it has some type of a magical power…maybe i’m weird–>SCRATCH that…I AM weird…what about you?</p>

<p>That i am…</p>

<p>I think I am weird in a quirky way. A good way.</p>

<p>wow…I can’t believe I’m still here…but i am and I probably will be for a while until my mom makes me do something…haha…i’m a dork and i’m talking on and on to someone named sr6622…</p>

<p>yeah…quirky…that’s so yesterday…now it’s all about–> POSH</p>

<p>j/k, i dont really know what I’m saying. </p>

<p>alright…hear from you in 4.5673 seconds</p>

<p>Dude…</p>

<p>So what’s up?</p>

<p>I got an 8-page paper to write…</p>

<p>I think I want to listen to some LZ…alrighty…</p>

<p>I’ve reported you as an offensive post. You have offended me</p>

<p>Just kidding</p>

<p>I could see the “Just kidding” at the end pretty easily before I read the post…</p>

<p>Are you indian? Is your first name neemi?</p>

<p>wow, im bored</p>

<p>yeah…indian–> I heart Russel Peters…hawhawhaw funny guy/comedian</p>

<p>No mi nombre no esta “neemi”…me llamo shakufaw</p>

<p>for las personas que no hablan espanol–> my name is not neemi</p>

<p>Russel Peters is hilarious…one funny dude…</p>

<p>are you indian? what’s up with “sr6622”…</p>

<p>before you tell me what’s up with your sn…I have to tell you something</p>

<p>“cool story…tell it again”</p>

<p>no i’m not indian…</p>

<p>and that story wasn’t even cool.</p>

<p>well shows how much you appreciate online sarcasm. That quote was supposed to have a twinge of sarcasm, you’re just not telepathic enough to know that</p>

<p>(in case you can’t see, I’m sticking my tongue out at you)</p>