But Harvard will provide and open the doors to the land of milk and honey, the riches only the most illustrious college in the world can offer; the golden key to endless and exclusive invitations, cocktail receptions, high society parties; the finest dinners and wines that only the Harvard Club can serve; the unsurpassed networking and career opportunities; the exclusive and truly rarefied academic environment of Cambridge; the ability to hobnob with the intelligentsia of the elites; the unique ability to own and don a supper jacket with a Harvard crest emblazoned on your chest; the membership in the oldest college alumni association in America; the Harvard-Yale game at Soldiers Field; and the path to the sine qua non to every thing that is exceptional about America.
Oh Harvard, America’s finest institution of higher learning, the Athens of the world, in the center of the universe, how she welcomes you with open arms!