<p>Reminds me of a certain Calvin and Hobbes strip. 
Wish I could find the image, but the text will do for now. It’s a monologue from Calvin at the beginning of a GROSS meeting, for those familiar with the strip. The description of Hobbes came right to mind. ;)</p>
<p>*Attention! all rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S.
Is now called to order by the great grandiose
Dictator for life, the ruler supreme,
The fearless the brave, the held-high-in-esteem,
Calvin the Bold! Yes stand up and hail
His humbleness now! May his wisdom prevail! </p>
<p>Three cheers for first tiger and el presidente
Hobbes, the delight of all cognoscenti!
He’s savvy! He has a prodigious IQ,
and lots of panache, as all tigers do!
In his fancy chapeau, he’s a leader with taste!
May his orders be heeded and his views be embraced!*</p>
<p>Always makes me smile.</p>