Tattoos Redux

[CWJones411]

<p>Pull the feeding tube.</p>

[nurseypoo]

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[CWJones411]

<p>No, like this:</p>

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[nurseypoo]

<p>Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.</p>

[Zaphod]

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especially on women because we are basically a bunch of sexist pigs who think only “fun” girls you wouldn’t take home to momma have tatoos; even though we wouldn’t want to admit it to our wives, who also think we are misogynistic, chauvinist pigs but have been married to us for too long to make a change and beside I don’t let her out of the house anyway because she too busy makin my dinner and cleaning my clothes…

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<p>ROFLMAO!</p>

<p>Someone call the EMT’s! I just split my sides laughing! LOL! :D</p>

[nurseypoo]

<p>Z-</p>

<p>I hope that’s a clean floor you’re rolling on and laughing. Sorry your side split. Try a rib belt.</p>

<p>The funeral is over. Paramedics were too late. </p>

<p>Let’s all go to the wake, now. I hear it’s a good one.</p>

<p>Bring Bill with you. Let’s go!</p>

[GreatAmerican]

<p>Yesterday my son received a package from West Point. It contained their Tattoo Policy:</p>

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In accordance with Army Regulation 670-1, any tattoo or brand anywhere on the head or face is prohibited except for permanent makeup. Tattoos that are not extremist, indecent, sexist or racist are allowed on the hands and neck. Tattos or brabnds that are extremist, indecent, sexist, or racist are prohibited, regardless of location on the body, as they are prejudicial to good order and discipline within units.</p>

<p>Once admitted for admission to the Academy, candidates are encouraged to remove brands or tattoos which fall into the prohibited categories above. Additionally, candidates should not receive additional tattoos or brands prior to R-Day. On R-Day, cadet candidates will agree to receive no additional body modifications, such as tattoos, brands or body piercings while attending the Academy and will have all tattoos, brands, and body piercings inspected for compliance with stated standards.

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<p>The Army is much more liberal in this area than the Navy andr Air Force.</p>