I applied to jobs at 500 convenience stores across the country and reaped 10 million dollars in salary! I’m taking the $25K/year job at the store a mile from my house. 8-|
Adding. Rereading my own post I recognize how snarky it is. I’d just rather see articles about underserved high schools that have fantastic college graduation rates. These places exist but they don’t get much press because looking at outcomes more than four year later isn’t as flashy as the scrolling lists of acceptances or the cardboard check.