Televangelist Pat Robertson "Predicts" Major Attacks in U.S.

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<p>Awesome, Chaos. But Pat Robertson doesn’t strike me as an endorser of Steve Jobs, unlike the rest of… the free world.</p>

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<p>WARNING! EXTREME STUPIDITY AHEAD!</p>

<p>I WARNED YOU!</p>

<p>Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Godphone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, God~phone!</p>

<p>A sacred feeling,
Will send you reeling,</p>

<p>Get out your hymnal books and sing, SING!</p>

<p>Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Godphone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, God~phone!</p>

<p>Gives a pious push,
From a flaming bush,</p>

<p>It’s divine,
So sublime,</p>

<p>Mark of sacred Trinity
Show of divinity!</p>

<p>Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Godphone!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping, God~phone!</p>

<p>Believe it wholly,
And just it soley,</p>

<p>My modular,
Godular phone!</p>

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<p>I told you it was stupid.</p>

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<p>^haha, somebody was really bored…</p>

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<p>Robertson is a man of God (snicker).</p>

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<p>^^</p>

<p>Yeah, I really was bored. And tired.</p>

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<p>I think you need a hobby. How about repairing Pat’s GodPhone?</p>

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<p>^ A nice comparison. ;)</p>

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<p>I’m on a roll today.</p>

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<p>Oh, why not. I’ll submerge it in some holy water or something.</p>

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<p>Don’t do that! Pat Robertson will think you’re besmirching its character or something.</p>

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<p>Pat Robertson uses steroids. This video is proof:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM6LXVVgqeM[/url]”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM6LXVVgqeM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>Just another reason as to why the U.S. should believe his cry for mass hysteria.</p>