<p>read post 4438 again mls… i edited it. i think you’ll enjoy it</p>
<p>lmao ok. and your number system reminds me of a simpsons episode where krusty shows bart like the dirtiest words. and bart was like what is number 14, and krusty was like it’s when your number 3ing your 6.
and fine your not a girl. but wouldnt that be crazy if you had to make the decision for your kid on what sex they should be?? like “heads we cut it, tails it stays”</p>
<p>o and for further reference im a big like geeky simpson and seinfeld fan.</p>
<p>haha i LOVE seinfield! never watched that much simpsons tho’</p>
<p>and i would DEFINITELY have my kid be a boy…lol</p>
<p>and editing is from the loins of the devil, i get paranoid</p>
<p>and that’s not sexist of you at all.</p>
<p>weird… girls paranoid? no WAY! (#9)</p>
<p>how do you know if your schizophrenic, or really paranoid, or ocd, or have asburger’s. i could totally be bromden. THE COMBINE NIG*A and do you have a problem with that word???</p>
<p>7 and 8 with a little bit of 9, i lied alotta nine. now im using your number system. everyone is gonna come back and we are only gonna be typing in numbers.lol.
i think i refresh this page too much…
come on washington state catch up!!!</p>
<p><em>pant</em><em>pant</em><em>elmo mutters expletive</em><em>zip</em><em>beep beep</em><em>BOOOOOOOMMMMM</em> <em>WHOOOOSHH</em> <em>AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!</em></p>
<p>i just fired up my jet pack. lol, mebbe we should make a reference sheet of smileys and request that CC put it up.</p>
<p>they wouldnt listen.</p>
<p>and what was the “zip” i instinctively thought “why is he taking his pants off”…i know i think porna’s virus spread…</p>
<p>and i hate the minimum word limit.</p>
<p>uuggh! #4, #5, #8!</p>
<p>omg i think i scared away elmo.
come back…i’ll tickl you</p>
<p><em>no…</em> <em>won’t come back</em> <em>no…can’t help it</em> <em>elmo, control urself!</em> <em>aaaggghhh!</em></p>
<p>ok, i’m back. i don’t think there’s any sexual connotation in the above animation, so we’re all good.</p>
<p>was that like a jekell and hyde moment??</p>
<p>::tickles elmo’s ribs vigorously::</p>
<p><em>hehee</em><em>laughs uncontrollably</em> ok u can stop now. <em>hehee</em> no seriously stop <em>he hee</em><em>he hee</em>stop… <em>he…hee…</em> please…<em>hee</em> <em>collapses</em></p>
<p>:: performs cpr:: come on elmo! ::screams:: dont die on me dammit ::looks left and right:: ::walks away whistling::</p>
<p><em>cough</em> <em>cough</em> whoa. she actually quit giving me CPR halfway through and just left.:mad: beeotch.</p>
<p>i luv you. i just didnt want a brain dead elmo. i was being kind!!!
::awkward laugh::
::runs away::</p>
<p>and you had bad breath, try a mint before you choke next time…</p>
<p>sorry, must have been the cookie from that hospital…but wait, did you give me mouth to mouth? #5!</p>
<p>and its not like i get to pick WHEN i lose consciousness…#10</p>
<p>im sorry would you have preferred death you rude puppet. number 8 and 10
and grow up! like totally number 4</p>
<p>:mad:</p>