<p>Porna, I know. All the most annoying girls I know have boyfriends, nice boyfriends even! Even those girls you see in the halls all the time who just **** you off for no good reason or because they’re so loud and crass and just plain old annoying and inconsiderate… They’re the ones getting written up for the PDA.</p>
<p>I started getting my hair cut off in September and it’s been getting progressively shorter since. It’s still very long, down about my shoulder blades.</p>
<p>I AM pi$$ed, thank you D-Yu. However, my hair grows like a jack rabbit’s moustache on hyperthyroid drugs, so it’s not the end of the world. It’s more like the effective elimination of Porna from the heterosexual dating scene for the next 3 months.</p>
<p>Kim’s ultra-sheet-rockable either way. I like the flippy red hair she had on the ANTM Cycle 7 episode where they came back for the ANTM Moments photoshoot.</p>
<p>(looks up Patty Lupone on Yahoo images) …Dude. That’s not Patty Lupone. That’s a dude. Ok, rewrite my comparison as “NINETIES Patty Lupone drama lesbian”. Or just anyone with a reverse bobcut. Drama lesbian.</p>
<p>I always want to do something different with my hair, but I have not the bravery for it. I probably should have gotten bangs a few years ago. If I got them now it would be too late and sad…</p>
<p>I am not letting my hairdresser give me short hair EVER, EVER again. She royally f***ed it up. I think I might go punk-long, lots of layers once this grows out. Lots of highlights.</p>