<p>try and make it look like twiggy in her prime. not lesbian but rather cute.</p>
<p>I’ll make it work. I am fabulous, after all. But this rather sets back my plans to steal away another boy (who WAS into me, before The HairDresser happened) from one of my friends in time for prom. </p>
<p>I’m not a good person. I don’t think I need to remind you all of that.</p>
<p>but damn your own friend.</p>
<p>Oh, they’re not THAT much into each other, and she’s a mellow person. I’m hoping they’ll break up on their own, and it looks like they’ll have a few more months to do that than I’d planned on giving them.</p>
<p>Anyone got a recommendation for a movie to watch online? I’m thinking something quirky and cute. I’d watch Juno again, but I don’t feel like loading it.</p>
<p>definitely, maybe
it passed the time for me.</p>
<p>Is there teenaged boy eye candy? I kind of feel like more Michael Cera… He’s really adorable in a nerdy, approachable way.</p>
<p>no sorry. i havent seen a movie with that recently. well step up 2 but dont watch that.</p>
<p>I feel it’s time to leave you for the night, as I am stricken by a MIGHTY NEED to blow off my English essay due Monday and play Oregon Trail.</p>
<p>WHAM! <em>door caves in as elmo walks into the room</em> #4! WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?! <em>sees hulking porna thingamigger and her namba friends</em></p>
<p><em>unpings grenade</em> <em>heave</em> BOOM! yaaaagggghhhh!!! <em>sounds of automatic gunfire and a flamethrower</em> minutes later, war-weary yet defiant, elmo faces the porna-thingamigger. <em>growl</em> <em>heave</em></p>
<p>THUNK.
<em>porna thingmaggiger collapses with K-BAR sticking out of her/him/its forehead</em></p>
<p>now thats what I CALL RAGE</p>
<p>I liked the original, but no, no awful sequels.</p>
<p>Oregon Trail is a mighty, mighty temptations.</p>
<p>Maybe Superbad? It’s an awful movie, but I’m having a Cera craving real bad.</p>
<p>Elmo- once again, with feeling this time?</p>
<p>Not enough cursing. Definitely not.</p>
<p>yeah put your heart into. that just looked like the boss level of mario in my head.</p>
<p>i loved superbad it was horribly funny.(as in soo kinda horrible i laughed)</p>
<p>Hehe, when my mom rented it, she got the unrated version to be a cool mom or something… And then proceeded to sit in the room with my friends as we watched it and made us all feel INCREDIBLY awkward. Urgh…</p>
<p>well, most of the expletives would have been blocked anyways. and i didn’t want to make u ladies faint with gory details of blood, exploding brain matter, burning bodies, etc.</p>
<p>o that sucks. o the part where he was drawing pen*ses o dear.</p>
<p>■■■■■ baby i watch saw, you cant scare me. ::laughs condescendingly at elmo::</p>
<p>I love exploding brain matter! Probably the most useful kind of brain matter, in fact.</p>
<p>I’m back! Sorry I got kicked off before. Anyway, my last picture was over three years ago, so it’s not exactly accurate. (:
I’ll take one tomorrow and upload it, but until then, you can know that I’m 6 feet tall, tan, have scruffy black hair(I seriously need to get a haircut), and weigh 136 lbs. I only know that last fact because I was at the doctor two days ago.</p>
<p>I too loved superbad. I’m a guy, but even I can’t resist the charm of michael cera. ((:</p>
<p>omg 6 feet niiice. and scruffy is good.</p>
<p>haha. i remember playing oregon trail like in 3rd grade. i loved that game</p>
<p>Geez, Donny. Three years? Six feet and 136? Holy ****.</p>
<p>I know, the more I think about him the more I need to watch him.</p>