@TheVulcan will never be satisfied with anything on the subject of the U of C short of silence. As Big Brother once said, Description is Agression. And as for sallies of wit - forget it, someone might take offence. Only happy talk is permitted - and a ritual genuflection before laundry lists of identical schools separated by nothing but someone’s ranking scheme. Ugh. That’s a ring of hell I refuse to visit.
Must I now admit my crimes against HYPS because I asserted that neither athletes nor starlets were to found on the Hutchins campus, that U of C students weren’t as wealthy as the ivy crowd, that they spent all that time in the library and were intense and mouthy? If that’s your smoking gun, my friend, I am ready to put your evidence to the jury before I drink my draft of hemlock.