<p>as prescribed by</p>
<p>Ducky Dodger’s rectum</p>
<p>cleaner Smooth Jerome…</p>
<p>At Cal Day I got high off of life. One day when Smooth Jerome whined I slapped him right on the back of his unreasonably large amorphous backpack, and sneezed while creating a fat, fat, joint made of marshmallow and ducky dodger’s pop rock supply which was actually the cure for sexually transmitted diseases as prescribed by Ducky Dodger’s rectum cleaner Smooth Jerome…</p>
<p>The story takes a dark turn.
(sorry had to do it!)</p>
<p>whose actual profession…</p>
<p>is Rivers Cuomo’s. . .</p>
<p>famous and sexy…</p>
<p>transcendental butterfly technique.</p>
<p>Oh my goodness…</p>
<p>can it be…</p>
<p>John Bobbit’s *****</p>
<p>(For those of you who are unfamiliar with recent American history, give it a Google search…)</p>
<p>bypass the filter?</p>