<p>Your shack in Redondo? I’ll think about it.</p>
<p>My mansion in Santa Barbara.</p>
<p>Star maps, Sheed, star maps.</p>
<p>Today I discovered I have a histrionic streak.</p>
<p>Mike isn’t so willing to hand himself over, Sheed.</p>
<p>Although he does take great pleasure in stalking others…</p>
<p>Snoop! I am really histrionic, it’s kind of embarrassing. I won’t go into detail, but it’s there.</p>
<p>Cure yourself, immediately.</p>
<p>ooooooooooooooooo</p>
<p>Edit: that’s what she said…sorry if you saw that</p>
<p>I am spoken for. Whatever Jolie says goes. Haven’t you all realized that by now?</p>
<p>Pretty much my number one EC, Joli.</p>
<p>aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh people get an effing FB…why are you such losers?</p>
<p>Will you tell colleges that I was your prime victim? Will my name influence their decisions?</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>I had one, but I quit it for a few months and it disappeared. It was such a time suck, anyways.</p>
<p>@Joli, well I’ll be sure to send them all the creepy poetry and songs I’ve written about my victims.</p>
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<p>You’re doing it again.</p>
<p>alright i guess i’ll have to somewhat frequent CC-cafe…lol</p>
<p>See, I told my friend to tell me something shocking so I could do my dramatic fall on the floor. It was kind of awesome.</p>
<p>Pssh.</p>
<p>But seriously, snoop, don’t feed into it. Before you know it you’ll get teary-eyed when you aren’t the subject of discussion and people will think you’re a self-centered b-tch.</p>
<p>It’s not like that. I just like making people laugh.</p>
<p>I have little shame.</p>
<p>wow that was a sudden stop</p>
<p>Bring it back.</p>
<p>I’m such a conversation killer.</p>
<p>Let’s talk about something interesting. Like inappropriate music. That always spurs conversation. Go on.</p>
<p>LUDACRISSS!!</p>
<p>Omg, and recently, I’ve been listening to “Back That A-s Up”…because it makes me nostalgic. For nothing/no one in particular.</p>
<p>Although, I don’t think “fine motherf-cker” is a compliment for a female. Juvenile had to go wrong somewhere.</p>