The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>I’ve got two to go to this weekend, May/June is all about grad party hopping.</p>

<p>Why do Lupe Fiasco and Kanye West have to perform at the United Center? Stadium concerts suck.</p>

<p>My last day of school was on Friday just cuz I be so cool.</p>

<p>Snoop, just find someone to go with. Go into school and say “Hey, anyone want to check out The Shins/Ted Leo/Other cool band this weekend?”</p>

<p>Problem solved. You’re welcome.</p>

<p>Yeah, graduation parties aren’t very fun.
Random relatives + the same people at every party + BBQ on the lawn = polite conversation, same stories told over again, and not too much fun.</p>

<p>I’m not sure why the BBQ was important, but somehow it just defines the graduation parties that I’ve been to. They’ve all had barbecues. Awkward ones.</p>

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<p>I’m so jealous of your southern education. For real. Teach me your debutante ways.</p>

<p>We’re not BBQing at my party, we’re serving Italian. Mmmm.</p>

<p>The BBQs are what make the parties worth it. You just eat ribs and burgers and hot dogs all day. I guess that isn’t really a girl thing to do, though.</p>

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I could, but I’m just too busy with the drinking of mint juleps and fanning myself in church and courting and such. So. Maybe next time.</p>

<p>I’ve been feeling very socially-conscious lately.</p>

<p>I always wanted to be a southern belle. Maybe that’s why I’m going to Duke.</p>

<p>Like, I just feel bad when I think too much about eating meat. Or when I read where my clothes are made.</p>

<p>no youre going to duke because youve always wanted to suck at life</p>

<p>jay-kay girlfriend jay-kay</p>

<p>Take AP Economics, you’ll never feel socially-conscious again.</p>

<p>[Good</a> Song(Not Rickroll)](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQYcoPfE7Xk]Good”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQYcoPfE7Xk)</p>

<p>What is it with this fascination with southern belles?</p>

<p>Am I the only person on the planet who hates Lupe Fiasco? Superstar makes me want to do hateful things.</p>

<p>“Take AP Economics, you’ll never feel socially-conscious again.” </p>

<p>yeah in fact you’ll never feel anything again because you’ll become a bloodsucking soulless freak</p>

<p>supa freak</p>

<p>supa freak</p>

<p>supa freaaaakyaaaht</p>

<p>no no no no no no no no no. Lupe is one of the best. Give him another chance, listen to hip hop saved my life.</p>

<p>I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Lupe Fiasco song.</p>

<p>It seems like the Cafe is being revived. But everything will die again tomorrow. So too bad.</p>

<p>I like Ludacris. And Missy Elliot. And Trina.</p>

<p>■■■■■ Trina…</p>

<p>Watch this, Yak.</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - Lupe Fiasco - ““Superstar””](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDZshrAgve4&feature=related]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDZshrAgve4&feature=related)</p>

<p>My foot fell asleep.</p>

<p>I like Superstar against my better judgement and the fact that I know Fall Out Boy is connected to this. They must die. </p>

<p>But Lupe be cool, yo.</p>