<p>My history teacher tried to claim that Michael Jordan was 6’1," I was like, b-tch plz.</p>
<p>Are you kidding me?</p>
<p>From North Carolina, Standing 6 foot 6, At guard, MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLL JORDANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN</p>
<p>I know that, but my teacher was being ridiculous and his whole example was flawed because of his lack of information. Whatevs.</p>
<p>I would have smacked that teacher. MJ is god. I can list all of my encounters with him and his kid without even thinking about it.</p>
<p>I want encounters with him sans his kid.</p>
<p>He has like fifty bodyguards, and I’m not even exaggerating. They just are swarming wherever he is.</p>
<p>He’s so charismatic. Where have you encountered him?</p>
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<p>whatchoo guys think about dat </p>
<p>classic joey beltram</p>
<p>mods are probably going to take it down</p>
<p>Joli, I trick-or-treated at his house once, another time I talked to him at a basketball tournament that his son and I were in, and I also shook his hand at an airport once. That’s right, I know you’re all jealous.</p>
<p>mike…what’s cool is i will be at chicago to watch the games…hell yes…now you can introduce me to mj…</p>
<p>joli…we have the same interest minus the french and adding math…</p>
<p>Heyyy, I think I’m double-majoring in French, too. And by that I mean that I’m majoring in bio and minoring in French. Dayum.</p>
<p>I want to trick-or-treat at his house. Uggggh. I love Halloween, and I need to plan my costume before I leave for college. Shoot.</p>
<p>I’m going to do a domestic study in Chicago junior year. Omguh Sheed, I’ll BE at UChi for a whole semester. Whooooa.</p>
<p>I want to study abroad in France, but I’m not sure if I should study abroad somewhere else since I’ve already been there/I should take advantage of new opportunities etc.etc.etc.</p>
<p>Domestic studies seem kind of silly, though… unless there’s some really specific advantage. Eye dee kay.</p>
<p>I plan to do half a year in France and half a year at UChi with my college’s urban studies program, kthx.</p>
<p>My dad met Kareem Abdul-Jabbar at a T.G.I.Friday’s in Hawaii in 1980 something. </p>
<p>No one can resist Chicago, no one I say.</p>
<p>Oh, me and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar go way back.</p>
<p>With your Canadianity and his skyhook. Yeah, I got it.</p>
<p>Did I just kill the thread? Really?</p>
<p>no. you shocked it into silence with your awesomeness.</p>
<p>anyway thats what i tell myself</p>
<p>Yourselves, you mean? Because you’re schizo or something?</p>