<p>That’s bland and boring.</p>
<p>What’s bland and boring?</p>
<p>Playing the piano.</p>
<p>“Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.”</p>
<p>I wish I never had to encounter annoying people. Like, for real.</p>
<p>I feel bad(ly) for annoying people. They really can’t help being annoying. But, I still act coldly towards them… because I’m a b-tch. Sighsighsigh.</p>
<p>I’m not going to make a career out of it, silly Canadian. I just want to know how to play it. I also want to know how to play the cello just because it looks interesting.</p>
<p>If you never encountered annoying people you would never encounter not annoying people because you’d have nothing to compare them to.</p>
<p>I’ve never met a mermaid but I’ve met many not-mermaids, Snoopy.</p>
<p>Exactly.</p>
<p>One day I’m going to jump off a bridge just to stick it to the Man.</p>
<p>Will this jump occur after all of your friends do it?</p>
<p>^Ha.</p>
<p>Sticking it to the Man is silly.</p>
<p>But I am silly.</p>
<p>And yes, after all my friends do it, because irony is something white people like.</p>
<p>What do black people like?</p>
<p>Little hipster a–holes love to label everything as “ironic.”</p>
<p>Is it good that I know who you’re referring to?</p>
<p>How do you know?</p>
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<p>Exactly.</p>
<p>I like the SATC soundtrack.</p>
<p>Also, you can’t talk to me like that, DVR.</p>
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<p>Because girls bring up the past all the time.</p>
<p>So it seems Transformers won best movie at the mtv thing.</p>
<p>Huh.</p>