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<p>I’d say I watch more MTV and VH1 at home than I do in college. In fact, I’d say it’s the only way to pass time. Seeing rich stupid people have fake problems is entertaining.</p>

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<p>I’m watching the search for the next Elle Woods on Broadway.</p>

<p>Intellectuals today are nothing more than pseudo philosophy reading gen x’ers that do things like blog and complain about the state of the world. So.</p>

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<p>Wow, Snoop. That’s so deep. Reading that sentence changed my life forever.</p>

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<p>Someone’s in a b-tchy mood. Bitten by a moose or something, Canadian?</p>

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<p>Why would you automatically assume I was being sarcastic? </p>

<p>And besides, all of our mooses (…meese? …moose?) are very friendly. Canada’s too mild for [plural of moose] that bite.</p>

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<p>Because your life would only be changed forever if you met Paul McCartney or something.</p>

<p>Meese HAH.</p>

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<p>Who knows if Paul McCartney is even alive anymore. Oho, conspiracy theories.</p>

<p>Admit that you wish meese existed.</p>

3128

<p>Who said I didn’t wish they existed?</p>

<p>That iPod commercial with Coldplay makes me mad because I think I like that song but I despise Coldplay. I’m conflicted.</p>

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<p>I’m listening to Coldplay now, ironically. Make fun of me all you want, I don’t care. They’re soothing.</p>

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<p>I despise the idea of Coldplay. And Gwyneth Paltrow. But I really liked that song.</p>

<p>I don’t know anything anymore.</p>

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<p>My gold pen is incredibly b-tchy.</p>

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<p>Is it Canadian and/or Slavic?</p>

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<p>We’ll have to poison you with hemlock.</p>

<p>What has school done to me?</p>

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<p>■■■■■, snoop…ahahaha.</p>

<p>Coldplay sings about how beautiful my eyes are.</p>

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<p>Would that make me as important as Socrates?</p>

<p>sefjkeasgjajggj</p>

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<p>Scott McClellan is on the daily show, and I have to say, this doesn’t interest me in the least.</p>

<p>Terrible.</p>

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<p>Depends who you’re asking, yo.</p>

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<p>Ludacris and I both hate Bill O’Reilly. </p>

<p>Number One Spot.</p>

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<p>The only reason I like Bill O’Reilly is because without him there would be no Stephen Colbert.</p>

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<p>helllllllllllo</p>