<p>My best friend got a metal plate in her arm today.</p>
<p>The proper term is “best friend forever.”</p>
<p>Some fat girl fell on her at cheer practice.</p>
<p>That’s really rude.</p>
<p>Oh. To both of you, now.</p>
<p>It’s the truth.</p>
<p>Now that I’m about to graduate, I really don’t understand the need for cheerleaders. Unless they can dance. Seriously, “cheering” is totally unnecessary and ridiculous.</p>
<p>Sigh.</p>
<p>Don’t start now. I’m tired.</p>
<p>Let me hear that ______ spirit, what’s that you say!
Go!
_<strong><em>!
Go!
_</em></strong>!
Yeahhhh! All sorts of kicks and claps with straight-armed gestures</p>
<p>Who doesn’t love that?</p>
<p>Really, I don’t want to go off. I’m tired.</p>
<p>Loyalty is a pain.</p>
<p>Sigh, you and your purposefully ambiguous statements.</p>
<p>If you’re a cheerleader, snoop, I’m a magician.</p>
<p>My best friend is a cheerleader. So, you see. Conflict.</p>
<p>Awww, look at you.</p>
<p>I’m biased because the cheerleaders at my school don’t…do…anything. They attempt to do simple stunts and they fall down. And they all weigh 80 lbs but none of them can dance. It’s disturbing, you see.</p>
<p>Look at me what?</p>
<p>I need to read my book for apush.</p>
<p>Then read it.</p>
<p>I need to study for my two finals. But I’m not one for studying before my last day of high school.</p>
<p>Ohno.</p>
<p>Cheerleading is actually really competitive at my school. Stupid, but still competitive.</p>
<p>All the people who can dance are in Orchesis.</p>
<p>Orchesis sounds like a disease.</p>
<p>Hmm.</p>
<p>I saw a girl fight the other day. I have to say, it wasn’t exactly the same as how the movies portray them. A lot of scratching and hair pulling, though. Girls are vicious.</p>
<p>Girl fights are really scary. I saw these two native chicks fight last year…it was completely silent, though. It was craaaazy.</p>
<p>Like a silent film. Like silent WWE.</p>
<p>I’ve seen a girl fight where a handful of some chick’s hair was pulled out.</p>