<p>Everyone should give me lots and lots of music recommendations because I have several a long trip ahead of me.</p>
<p>Something peppy.</p>
<p>Wow, snoop, that opens up a world of musical opportunity to me.</p>
<p>Pssssht. Give me names. Give me albums.</p>
<p>And don’t say omgziluvthenewdeathcabalbum!!! because I’m not interested.</p>
<p>I’m not a Slavic Canadian, so I don’t think you need to worry.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Brand New Key](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd7MVwET0QY]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd7MVwET0QY) Scary peppy, eh?</p>
<p>Electric Version by the New Pornographers is satisfactory. Wolf Parade is eh but you might like them. I don’t know. The Beach Boys are good road trip material.</p>
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<p>Worry about what? (:</p>
<p>Annnd basically you’re useless when it comes to the help I just asked for. Gawd.</p>
<p>I already have all of the New Pornos I need, and I hate The Beach Boys more than almost any other band.</p>
<p>Well then okay. The Bangles and the Go Gos and Bananarama. And Blondie and Bjork.</p>
<p>Just…I…ugh.</p>
<p>Why are you so disappointing? And I don’t like Bjork ever.</p>
<p>Why are you so picky?</p>
<p>Unfortunately I’m not a mind reading Canadian. So, I don’t think I can help you.</p>
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<p>If you have something to say to me, say it to my face.</p>
<p>It’s as if those 8th graders weren’t enough.</p>
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<p>Because I have naturally curly hair.</p>
<p>Omgomgomg, I haven’t pulled that one out in ages. Did you miss it?</p>
<p>I felt like waving my imaginary drivers license in their Mean Girls worshiping faces. But I didn’t. You have no idea, Canadian. It isn’t very often I want to slap someone in the face.</p>
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<p>Wooow. Painful.</p>
<p>That’s interesting. I didn’t know non-existent things could survive.</p>
<p>You can’t just say that CC doesn’t exist. You can’t just say that.</p>
<p>Corporate buyouts do not bode well. </p>
<p>But I couldn’t just say anything to them. I like working at the library. I have to be diabolical.</p>
<p>Don’t get caught in his web of lies, snoopy.</p>
<p>Ooh, the cold shoulder.</p>