<p>Oh snap.</p>
<p>I need a diabolical plan.</p>
<p>[Poor</a> Canada](<a href=“http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/12/us/12hate.html?_r=1&hp=&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin]Poor”>http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/12/us/12hate.html?_r=1&hp=&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin). No crazy old men founded it.</p>
<p>Vague and ambiguous.</p>
<p>A diabolical plan to destroy a gaggle of 8th graders.</p>
<p>A gaggle.</p>
<p>Only geese can make gaggles.</p>
<p>They squawk alike.</p>
<p>Stunning observation.</p>
<p>I don’t appreciate that. I could sue you, Canadian.</p>
<p>squawk is an awkward word</p>
<p>You could, if you were Canadian too. But you aren’t. </p>
<p>It must suck.</p>
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<p>Haha. Yeeeah, it looks like a typo.</p>
<p>I’m sure I could find a Canadian patsy.</p>
<p>I’m serious about the diabolical plan. You’d be thinking of one too if you were there.</p>
<p>There are 8th graders at my school. And 7th graders too. It’s terrible. But they’re kind of amusing because they’re really scared of anyone older than them.</p>
<p>I highly doubt they’re scared of a big softy like you.</p>
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<p>These ones think they are oMg so kewl with their sidekicks and aeropostale and newly developed selves and such.</p>
<p>oh no i didn’t.</p>
<p>Blah. I’m scared. I don’t remember any calculus. I should probably try to prepare before I go to college, eh?</p>
<p>Maybe you should also avoid the influence of Canada, eh?</p>
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<p>Oh, you’d be surprised at my tough exterior.</p>
<p>People are more productive when they’re under the influence of Canada. It’s a known fact.</p>
<p>under the influence of canada?..hahaa</p>
<p>I met a little kid named Jaygen yesterday. Jaygen.</p>
<p>Where was he from?</p>