The Cafe Watering Hole

College Confidential Community
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<p>Dayum this wasn’t even on the front page</p>

<p>O, you like mike n’ Ikes?</p>

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<p>That video? It was popular here back in October. It must take longer for things to make it to the west coast… haha.</p>

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<p>You saw me? Huh.</p>

<p>Baracknophobia, haha.</p>

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<p>Why was Lauren Hutton a supermodel? She’s only 5’6½"!</p>

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<p>My friend told me I’ve gotten taller and louder. Next thing you know my hair will be turning curly and I’ll write a song using the word lollipop.</p>

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<p>Ahahahaha.</p>

<p>Have I told you lately that I love you?</p>

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<p>All the time.</p>

<p>The customer is never right. NEVER.</p>

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<p>Look at you.</p>

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<p>I don’t like people. They yell and put their fingers on glass that they saw me clean off 2 minutes ago and can’t wait 5 frakking seconds for me to acknowledge them.</p>

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<p>I pity the fool who can’t.</p>

<p>Snoopy’s a hostess. Awww.</p>

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<p>Stupid servers can’t make their own frakking desserts and leave their tables dirty so they won’t get seated. It doesn’t work that way, b’tches.</p>

<p>I go to the library tomorrow.</p>

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<p>Why is school over for everyone except me?</p>

3773

<p>Because Canada is a tundra.</p>

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<p>Make them split their tips with you.</p>

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<p>That’s beside the point.</p>

<p>Every school I know is already over. Except mine.</p>

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<p>That’s not how it works, jolie and mike.</p>

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<p>I can’t imagine snoop as a restaurant host. I see her insulting the guest’s taste in music and making sarcastic comments in latin.</p>

<p>Snoop, you can make them split tips, it just takes a little convincing.</p>

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<p>I work at a southern chain restaurant with a crappy buffet and white trash among the employees and customers. They don’t care if I do half their work. It’s not even something that registers in their tiny little minds.</p>

<p>I do that in my head, mike. I do that in my head.</p>

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<p>Mike isn’t even speaking from experience, but seriously, yes that is how it works.</p>

<p>And also, at my old job, we were supposed to give drive-thru tips to whoever took the person’s order (over the phone) but if I got stuck working drive-thru, I kept all of the tips.</p>

<p>NO ONE likes working drive-thru, so I deserved them.</p>

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<p>Owowowowow.</p>

<p>I hate old cars with seats that don’t move forward enough.</p>