<p>I’m sure you will.</p>
<p>I met two old ladies coming from Bonnaroo today.</p>
<p>Were they hippies?</p>
<p>The moment of zen on The Daily Show yesterday was sad.</p>
<p>[Moment</a> of Zen - Tim Russert Homage | The Daily Show | Comedy Central](<a href=“http://origin.www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=173529&title=moment-of-zen-tim-russert-homage]Moment”>http://origin.www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=173529&title=moment-of-zen-tim-russert-homage)</p>
<p>Eh hippies.</p>
<p>Tim Russert sigh.</p>
<p>We have Dairy Queens, Cold Stone Creamery, Ben & Jerry’s…</p>
<p>But no one really goes to any of those; we go to the local ice cream places.</p>
<p>we don’t have any local ice cream places…
just dairy queen and cold stone.</p>
<p>we have coldstones…it’s decent…</p>
<p>CELTICS…wooohooo partay and all that Jazz.</p>
<p>In news that matters, it is impossible to be sick of chipotle.</p>
<p>People are talking about ice cream. </p>
<p>So I needed to get a job, so I decided I would go after the local Dairy Queen. Seems easy enough, right? I’m a pretty smart guy, matriculating to Dartmouth. I got my interview; it went well. </p>
<p>I didn’t get the job. How pathetic am I? D: Now I know I’m going to be a loser in life. Getting rejected from DAIRY QUEEN. D:</p>
<p>I like scrambled light eggs with Polish sausage and muffins.</p>
<p>Yes, yes I do.</p>
<p>i like to eat pig liver and chicken fingers.</p>
<p>I like cereal with lots of sugar in it!</p>
<p>sheed, what did you mean when you said you saw me?</p>
<p>Haha, that was a while ago…as in on Sunday at the park. I saw someone who I thought you would look like :D</p>
<p>I was all like WHOA, it’s snoopy! it was shocking :D</p>
<p>That’s okay, Atrophicwhisper… my friends have all been rejected from similar jobs (like as a cashier at Target). It’s always been because of their age.</p>
<p>I work at chipotle. It is possible to be sick of it. Almost every one of my coworkers is.</p>
<p>Huh.</p>
<p>I’m very hungry.</p>
<p>I’m hungry tooooo.</p>
<p>I feel like going to ihop.</p>
<p>I’ll come with you. Do you have space in the car?</p>
<p>Perhaps, perhaps.</p>
<p>I’m listening to Rush. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.</p>
<p>Nothing Rush aint too shabbby.</p>