The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>…I like the song “Sexy Can I.” Haha.</p>

<p>Pssh.</p>

<p>And good night.</p>

<p>Sexy Can I is so catchy. You know how when you’re listening to rap, and then you stop next to a big black guy, and then it’s all awkward, and then your friend sticks his head out the window and yells, “Who you reppin?” </p>

<p>That happened to me today.</p>

<p>Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Ha, ha.</p>

<p>Also, you know when you’re listening to “867-5309/Jenny” and your friend leans out the window to yell “I want to make you miiii-iiine!” at the enormous redneck trucker next to you? And you literally fear for your life, half because your (other) friend is running a red light to avoid being stuck next to said trucker, and half because said trucker is screaming obscenities and threats after you, threats that he would probably carry out?</p>

<p>That happened to me last week.</p>

<p>Wow,…stuff actually happens to people?</p>

<p>yo .</p>

<p>TRuTH .</p>

<p>I feel terrible.</p>

<p>why? .</p>

<p>My head feels heavy and I can’t find my ipod.</p>

<p>I’m sorry…</p>

<p>I found a 4gb ipod nano in the street…it works :D</p>

<p>I’m sweating and smelling like a pig cus it’s 100 degrees outside.</p>

<p>are you really going to stanford?</p>

<p>Holy SH$t! Penalty Kicks, Turkey-Croatia.</p>

<p>To sheed: no, I’m a rising junior, it’s just my dream school.</p>

<p>Hooowwwww did Turkey score in the last minute? Stupid penalty kicks. Uggghhh.</p>

<p>There was way too much stoppage time.</p>

<p>Yeah, definitely. Croatia let its guard down after it scored. The penalty kicks would’ve turned out differently if Modric had scored the first one. Ugghhh.</p>

<p>Yeah, the Sox lost in the 9th today, so I feel your pain. Stupid 3rd base ump.</p>

<p>OMGOMGOMG!</p>

<p>How the hell does Turkey do this…second time…grrrr…</p>