<p>I’ve never had a sunburn.</p>
<p>^neither have i</p>
<p>That’s because it’s always cold in Canada. Duh. You can’t get a sunburn when the thermometer says it’s -20°C. Besides, when one wears a parka, one is usually covered enough to not be exposed to the sun.</p>
<p>OK, fine. That was my last Canada joke. For now.</p>
<p>I didn’t know Americans could understand Celsius. You learn something new every day.</p>
<p>My school is so stupid. They normally mail report cards during the summer, but I wanted mine earlier because I’m leaving in two days. So I talked to my vice principal and he told me that I could come today and talk to either him, my guidance counselor, or the secretary who’s in charge of report cards to get mine. None of them are here today.</p>
<p>We don’t understand Celsius (except for scientists). We just know that - means less than 0 and 0 degrees anything is cold.</p>
<p>well, it was like 104 degrees and i was out from 10am till sunset at 9:15pm…</p>
<p>I have this recurring dream where I live next door to Judd Apatow.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>I bet you he’s not even that funny in real life.</p>
<p>i had a dream about my future job. i seemed happy and semi well off. should i follow a dream for my future?</p>
<p>nope, you should become rich and ****ed off at everyone in life</p>
<p>What’s your future job?</p>
<p>Econ/Busienss professor. I think I was at GW (so not even a big name econ program like MIT). I saw a friend from college who was showing his high school kid around the school for the whole college search thing. I think I seemed happy.</p>
<p>Very nice. You should follow that dream, at least. </p>
<p>I don’t know how I’d follow my dream.</p>
<p>Go to Hollywood and get a map of where different movie stars live. Then just wait for a nearby house to go for sale.</p>
<p>That’s always a possibility.</p>
<p>I can’t stop watching Ice Princess help me.</p>
<p>never heard of it.</p>
<p>John Stuart Mill was an extremely boring man.</p>
<p>[Ice</a> Princess (2005)](<a href=“http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0396652/]Ice”>Ice Princess (2005) - IMDb)</p>
<p>I get to carry around a tray of cheap iced coffee to preteens later today. I’ll need big pockets to keep my dignity in.</p>
<p>How can you not love the cinematographic genius that is Ice Princess? What’s wrong with you, American?</p>
<p>rocker, I’ve read “on liberty”…BOORRRRRRRINNNNNNNG!</p>