The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Umm, yeah, they would. Would you hire someone who could only work for a month? That’s why I became an umpire, always in demand and you only work in the summer.</p>

<p>Wow, Mike, I should become an umpire.</p>

<p>No, useless.</p>

<p>But I’m already trained at one place, so it’s like…duh. And the people they have working now lack charisma in every sense of the word. Oh well. I really hated the manual labor anyway. Oh, but PS, I only worked for a month last summer. The only difference being they knew it was a possibility for me to work beyond that month. But I didn’t. And I constantly had other obligations, and they dealt with it. IDK.</p>

<p>I’m going to sell everything that reminds me of high school on eBay.</p>

<p>I wrote a letter to the college board for my first free response. Puh.</p>

<p>Baseball puh.</p>

<p>What was your letter about?</p>

<p>Hello college board. Thank you for taking the time out to grade my paper. Unfortunately, I do not know the first answer. Please don’t judge too harshly.</p>

<p>And then something about stick people.</p>

<p>Awww, hahahaha. Oh geez.</p>

<p>I want someone to guess my favorite comfort food chain restaurant. I would totally work there if I could. In fact, I think the atmosphere would cheer me up.</p>

<p>Chuck E Cheese.</p>

<p>■■■■■, ahahaha. Okay, you made me LOL. Yes and no.</p>

<p>But mostly no, because I haven’t gotten to love it–I only went once when I was a small, small child. I was still a tall child, though.</p>

<p>Guess again.</p>

<p>I don’t know.</p>

<p>You’re the worst. Anyway.</p>

<p>I’m trying to fix my iPod with the help of this random person from Apple’s support site. Sigh. I hope they know what they’re doing because going to the gym without my iPod is so boring.</p>

<p>I miss DVR.</p>

<p>Tell me.</p>

<p>I’m watching The Office.</p>

<p>See, I wish I could watch The Office on my iPod, I wish, snoopy. So thanks for that.</p>

<p>What’s the episode where Dwight wants a promotion? I need to watch it.</p>

<p>Oh, PS: Red. Robin. I can’t help it. I love it too much. Whenever I go to fancier restaurants, I sit there complaining (sometimes in my head, sometimes to my party) about how it doesn’t compare. Why am I the way I am?</p>

<p>What’s Red Robbin?</p>

<p>Stop. One “b,” I know.</p>

<p>But are you serious? Do they not have them in the south? Because I was about to cry when I couldn’t find one in ATL.</p>

<p>Edit: Snoopy, there are like, 9 locations in your silly state.</p>

<p>I’ve never heard of it.</p>

<p>I’ve never heard of it either. Portillos ftw.</p>

<p>What? Both of you are ridiculous. The original is in my state, so, ha. </p>

<p>I’ve never heard of Portillos.</p>

<p>Hello. I am tired.</p>

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<p>ZOMG it’s only the best fast food place on earth.</p>

<p>I don’t like any of the restaurants around here.</p>

<p>So I want to download some episodes of The Office, but I don’t know which ones because I only started watching it in basically the middle of the season before last.</p>