<p>I know, I just wanted to see your reaction, which was disappointing, by the way.</p>
<p>Sigh, mike. Sigh.</p>
<p>And jolie too. Sigh.</p>
<p>Or Harry Potter. Maybe I’ll get the 4th or 5th movie.</p>
<p>Too bad. You shouldn’t have encouraged me. I don’t respond well when it’s hinted at that I’m predictable.</p>
<p>Jim is so ridiculous for choosing Pam over Karen. It’s so obvious. Karen is smart, successful, gorgeous. And Pam is just some regular whatever. I don’t understand it. I just don’t. It’s like a slap in the face.</p>
<p>I’m going to have to agree with you, Karen is ridiculously hot, and Pam is just pretty.</p>
<p>Maybe I want to slap you both in the face.</p>
<p>But I cannotformyspacebaristedious.</p>
<p>Please don’t put me on the same level as him. Plus, you can’t, because I am taller. Gawd, snoop, gawd.</p>
<p>Karen is Quincy Jones’ daughter, lmao. But Pam doesn’t make any sense to me. I don’t even find her attractive. And that’s pretty amazing for me, since I’m almost always loyal to fair skinned people. But just…I don’t see it.</p>
<p>She is also Peggy Lipton’s daughter. And no.</p>
<p>Not for long Joli, I’m closing in on 5’9.5". Pretty soon I’ll be taller than you. My knees are killing me, though.</p>
<p>P.S.[url=<a href=“http://www.watchingtheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/Rashida_Jones_b_w.jpg]Karen[/url”>http://www.watchingtheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/Rashida_Jones_b_w.jpg]Karen[/url</a>]<br>
Are you kidding me snoop? You can’t deny she’s hot.</p>
![http://www.watchingtheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/Rashida_Jones_b_w.jpg]Karen[/url](http://www.watchingtheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/Rashida_Jones_b_w.jpg%5DKaren%5B/url){kind=link}
<p>No. But Pam is plain, too, but that’s Pam.</p>
<p>I’m 5’8". Yup.</p>
<p>Mike, you need to watch ANTM so you understand the types of shots women appreciate, and the types of shots you appreciate. </p>
<p>I don’t appreciate that picture.</p>
<p>I do appreciate PhillyD. He makes me laugh.</p>
<p>Snoop, you are so blessed to be tall. Don’t ever stop gloating. But don’t get taller than me, as it would make me feel slightly inadequate.</p>
<p>My sister watches that show. I saw one episode and they kicked a girl off because she was too pretty. That’s when I was done with it, none of the girls on there are even good looking. I mean, w t f ? Aren’t models supposed to be pretty?</p>
<p>P.S. What’s wrong with that picture? It’s pretty neutral, it’s not like she’s wearing a bikini or something.</p>
<p>Mike, okay. No. She’s not wearing a bra. It’s unappreciated. </p>
<p>Do you have an older sister?</p>
<p>I like a boy.</p>
<p>Younger. 13, I think. She’s such a middle schooler right now, I have to deflate her tween-sized ego every now an again.</p>
<p>@Run, do you have an acronym prepared? It can’t be DB or SB.</p>
<p>P.S. True feminists don’t wear bras, Joli. They’re a sign of a patriarchal society. Oh Snap.</p>
<p>And it begins.</p>
<p>Good night.</p>
<p>Aww, snoops.</p>
<p>Damn, DB is taken. In a lot of ways. I haven’t talked about him in years. Ages, even.</p>
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<p>I never claimed to be a feminist (and neither did Karen).</p>
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<p>Your words, not mine. </p>
<p>I’m going to sleep now. G’Night(Said w/ British accent)</p>
<p>I want a time stamp for that quote. But I do believe in empowering women, I just don’t consider myself a feminist, wholly. I believe in the principle, not the movement so much.</p>
<p>I want too many things that a feminist wouldn’t/shouldn’t want. Sue me.</p>
<p>Oh, also, my iPod is officially kaput and my thingy on eBay already has 4 bids, and it hasn’t even been up for 24 hours. Weee.</p>
<p>I’m a feminist.</p>
<p>I got a new keyboard.</p>
<p>Wow, Jolie, my parents won’t go to Red Robin because they say it’s too expensive…</p>