<p>My life is on the line. I’m trying to wait list my way into the dorm I want.</p>
<p>Sigh.</p>
<p>What, run?</p>
<p>Aw, Jolie =(. I feel bad for people who are just finding out where they’re living in a month.</p>
<p>Anyway, I leave in 22 days and I just found a boy that I really like that likes me back… but he’s staying in Ohio. Damn my life. =(</p>
<p>That sucks. Enjoy the 22 days then, I guess.</p>
<p>Yeah. But I don’t think I want to. I have a hard time getting over my boys, so I don’t want to have to go through that during college.</p>
<p>Run, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You’re going to DUKE, okay? It’s not a nunnery. There will be more.</p>
<p>It feels like everyone in my class is p-ssed about their dorm assignment. But I may have the option to switch, we’ll see. BUT! If I switch to my desired hall, I will be with a completely random roommate. So ugh.</p>
<p>But, Jolie, he is so cute, yet edgy. It’s hard to explain. He has two lip rings, though. Oh well.</p>
<p>Oh, and I thought of you when I got an email from my resident faculty that lives in my dorm. I think his daughter is gonna be a freshman at Whitman.</p>
<p>That’s really cool. Actually, I think I know who you’re talking about, oddly enough.</p>
<p>Okay, lip rings, tongue rings, eyebrow rings, and any of those weird-ass facial rings that come out of nowhere are so so so gross. Just run away, run (ahahaha).</p>
<p>Also, my roomie doesn’t have Fbook, which is endlessly annoying.</p>
<p>I know. I usually don’t like lip rings, but on him, it’s hotttttttt.</p>
<p>Girls with lip rings aren’t too hot. Beside the point, I know. But it had to be said.</p>
<p>I feel so intensely unproductive today.</p>
<p>Go work out. You’ll feel more productive.</p>
<p>Ha. If you saw my physique, you’d laugh. Most definitely. I could go for a run though.</p>
<p>What does that imply, JB?</p>
<p>I hate running with a passion. Ellipticals get me through.</p>
<p>That means I’m a skinny white dude.</p>
<p>Working out is the best way to gain weight if you’re really skinny. Just don’t do any cardio.</p>
<p>You could do interval training cardio if you don’t want to lose any muscle.</p>
<p>How’s everyone doing? Signing up for damn college classes is so annoying. I’m enrolled in one and waitlisted in five -_-</p>
<p>That’s a drawback to Berkeley. At huge public schools, you can’t always get the classes you need.</p>
<p>Nunnery is a funny word.</p>