<p>That was my childhood, quaker. This I promise you.</p>
<p>And this essay I’m writing is made of crap and rainbows.</p>
<p>OH MY GOD.</p>
<p>This is so depressing.</p>
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<p>The homosexuals are all mad at you, Snoop.</p>
<p>As we speak of the valleys and peaks of a mountain range on fire.</p>
<p>I have 19 more days of freedom. And only three more weekends. Just three. And then my life ends.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, you should all be glad that Canadian hipsters aren’t common in the US.</p>
<p>That’s because most of them actually are Americans that moved to Canada. But the old people and the government here fix the hipsters in short order. At the place where I used to work, there was a guy with long hair that came to work there, and the first day, another employee threatened him, and said his hair better be shorter the next day. Needless to say, he cut his hair.</p>
<p>Rocker, if you were in the French system, you’d be done with school by now. I bet you wish you were French.</p>
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<p>What? No I wouldn’t… Students there (and in North America) finish school at 17 or 18. And I’m a rising junior.</p>
<p>The hipsters in Canada don’t have long hair. They dye their hair multiple colours and cut it into irregular lengths.</p>
<p>I’ll take your word for it, Canadian. </p>
<p>This essay is about me. And it sucks. Suck suck suck.</p>
<p>I swear I saw a poster on here that said she finished a year early because she was in the French system. I’ll dig around to find the post.</p>
<p>Hmm. I know that in Quebec, they finish a year earlier, but then they enter a special program that’s basically like the first year of university, but with some small differences. Their program is really weird. </p>
<p>I can show you all an example of a ridiculous Canadian hipster. But I will have to remove the picture a few minutes after I post it.</p>
<p>A picture of you, yak? Unfortunate.</p>
<p>I hate my essay. I cobbled it together from pieces of something I wrote in 9th grade with a few select details edited. Pah.</p>
<p>I found it:</p>
<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/357076-need-understand-english-system.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/357076-need-understand-english-system.html</a></p>
<p>I’m ready for a picture whenever you feel like it.</p>
<p>I’ve done too much digging on the Internet tonight. I also tried to find a chart that I saw in TIME magazine over a year ago. A photographic memory is sometimes a plague, since I remember things that I can’t find later. I found the study on which the chart was based, but I never actually found the chart.</p>
<p>Sucktacular. It is sucktacular.</p>
<p>But I can defend it, and that’s all that matters.</p>
<p>Yeah, that’s what I thought. But the only reason she (why do I think it’s a she?) finished a year earlier is because she’s considering attending an English university. All Quebec universities require that special one-year program after high school. It’s called the [CEGEP](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEGEP[/url]CEGEP[/url]”>CEGEP - Wikipedia[/url)</a>.</p>
<p>That’s not a picture, Canadian. I need visual aids.</p>
<p>Oh, we have those in the US. They live in California, so I don’t have much personal experience with them.</p>
<p>That makes me so sad for you.</p>
<p>I sit next to a semi-annoying emo/scene looking kid in English.</p>
<p>^Don’t you have AP English? Emos take that?</p>
<p>I have honors English. Only seniors can take ap english at my school.</p>
<p>The dude is like a rainbow brite scene looking kid, but the chick.</p>
<p>oh my god yak i’m so sorry.</p>
<p>Yes, they do exist in the US. Maybe not on the scale that they exist in Canada, but I’ve definitely seen people like that before.</p>