<p>Tap water faces higher purity standards than bottled water. </p>
<p>People who buy bottled water are suckers. <em>looks at Joli</em></p>
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<p>I considered telling her that, but I decided that it was safest not to be set on fire.</p>
<p>Both of you will turn into crispy little french fries if you continue to provoke the fire inside me.</p>
<p>Bottled water tastes better. Just leave me alone.</p>
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<p>That’s what you’ve been lead to believe.</p>
<p>No, it’s what my taste buds tell me everyday.</p>
<p>There is a difference. And tap water tastes weird.</p>
<p>[You’re</a> wrong](<a href=“http://www.anglingmatters.com/ww_it_tastes.htm]You’re”>http://www.anglingmatters.com/ww_it_tastes.htm)</p>
<p>Face it. You’ve been scammed.</p>
<p>There’s nothing to “face.” It’s a personal preference.</p>
<p>If I were given a taste test, I am 100% sure I could tell the difference between tap water and bottled water. No lie.</p>
<p>Of course you believe that, if you didn’t you would drink tap water. </p>
<p>This is a sensitive issue for you, isn’t it?</p>
<p>Oh, you hurt me so.</p>
<p>No, but really, I love bottled water. The end.</p>
<p>What I do not love is formatting…</p>
<p>it’s so expensive too. think how much you could save if you didn’t buy it.</p>
<p>it’s wasl week again, yesss.</p>
<p>Shhh.</p>
<p>WASL week is awesome. But this is hell week for me.</p>
<p>PSAE week is coming up, but I’m the person stuck taking all the tests.</p>
<p>Ahahaha. That sucks.</p>
<p>I have massive amounts of blah to do this week. I…it…I’ll get through it.</p>
<p>And now I’m deciding whether or not to do this scholarship that has a dumbass prompt. I may not need it at all, but I feel like I’ll regret it if I don’t apply…hmmm.</p>
<p>What’s the prompt?</p>
<p>Something ridiculous about cougars and hunting. Why the hell do I care?</p>
<p>I don’t.</p>
<p>I was hunting a cougar when I realized you should grant me your scholarship.</p>
<p>If you aren’t going to actually do it, turn that in.</p>
<p>Hahahahaha.</p>
<p>But they know me. They sponsored me for my pageant. And they would b-tch about my “cruel, immature joke” to my family.</p>
<p>I cannot blacken my name in the village.</p>
<p>Of course, I forgot you were a Pageant Girl.</p>
<p>Your name can’t be blackened in a village if it has 50,000+ pop. </p>
<p>How small is your village?</p>
<p>5,000 people. It’s small.</p>
<p>Why is “Pageant Girl” capitalized and italicized? It’s as if you think I have blonde hair or something.</p>