<p>I’m sure there’s metal in there somewhere.</p>
<p>My Latin book is looking at me.</p>
<p>No it isn’t.</p>
<p>Agreed. I will never integrate by hand again.</p>
<p>I’m sure eventually you will.</p>
<p>I think I’m going to read a book before I go to sleep. What should I read?</p>
<p>Ferdinand the Bull or The Lorax or Hop on Pop.</p>
<p>I suppose it would help if I had those books.</p>
<p>Youth in Revolt or Artemis Fowl. Pick.</p>
<p>Youth in Revolt. Though I still prefer Ferdinand.</p>
<p>Have you read Youth in Revolt? Funny stuff…</p>
<p>How do you feel about the Cubs, mike?</p>
<p>■■■■ the Chubs. </p>
<p>I’m a sox fan, in case you couldn’t tell. I’m ****ed at them, as well.</p>
<p>I’m sorry. I think.</p>
<p>If you can read this… I don’t know. I should say something shocking, right? Right.</p>
<p>They can’t hit. Arghh, stupid Gavin Floyd. The home plate ump destroyed us today. That moron blew like 12 calls and he knew it. Stupid stupid stupid. BJ Upton has 9 hr’s all year and he has 3 in series? ***??? Just plain lucky. And of course they have a dome, which the sox suck in. ;asldkga;bihorqbgn</p>
<p>All right, I’m done ranting. I think.</p>
<p>BJ, heh.</p>
<p>Baseball is the most boring sport of all time. Sorry, Mike.</p>
<p>Only if you have no idea what’s going on. I wouldn’t expect you to understand, Canadian, it’s America’s pastime. You can go hunt some meese or something.(Yes, I said meese)</p>
<p>And curling is the most boring sport of all time.</p>
<p>And I thought I was the only one who thought of that, you Canadian you. And baseball is boring; I was being polite. </p>
<p>German gummy bears are obviously the best.</p>
<p>That’s why no one anywhere cares about curling.</p>
<p>I know people who go “up north” to hunt and eat moose.</p>
<p>Hmm.</p>
<p>Now someone has got to read this. Hmm. </p>
<p>DJ Premier is on a whole new level of perfection.</p>
<p>I will never eat a moose.</p>
<p>But you will eat meese.</p>
<p>Canadian, if you can read this, say meese.</p>
<p>Possibly. </p>
<p>Oh, math homework.</p>
<p>I will also never eat a moose. Or any variety of exotic animals.</p>
<p>And I’m off to bed.</p>
<p>I’ve come to the conclusion that no one even knows what the “Bush Doctrine” is.</p>
<p>I love Bright Eyes.</p>