<p>I’m darker than all of you.</p>
<p>And my head hurts.</p>
<p>I’m lighter than all of you.</p>
<p>I got a sunburn from fluorescent lights once.</p>
<p>my dollar is crinkly</p>
<p>A Canadian dollar cannot be crinkly. We win.</p>
<p>I’ve never had a sunburn in my entire life.</p>
<p>Sunburn is for losers.</p>
<p>Yak, you wanna read the essay I wrote at 3am last night? I’m too sleep deprived to determine whether it’s good or ridiculous.</p>
<p>Sure. Is it a college essay?</p>
<p>Yup, I’ll pm it to you. Here’s the prompt.</p>
<p>Stanford students are widely known to possess a sense of intellectual vitality. Tell us about an idea or an experience you have had that you find intellectually engaging.</p>
<p>I’m going to watch SNL tonight, and afterward I’m going to finish my UChicago essay. At 01:00. It’s going to happen. It is.</p>
<p>I went on a self-guided fall colors tour of my town today. I picked out my 65 best pictures. It was soooo cold though. I was wearing two coats.</p>
<p>I have to wake up at 5:00am tomorrow, but I’m still going to watch snl.</p>
<p>omgomg Eagle Eye was AWESOME.</p>
<p>I’m so lame. I went to bed at 10:30 last night.</p>
<p>I want to be a proton.</p>
<p>when I say obama you say ayers</p>
<p>Why can’t the US just elect an anarchist and get it over with?</p>
<p>i shoot a motherhumpin moose eight days of the week</p>
<p>I have to go to school tomorrow.</p>
<p>I am hungry.
What did you guys eat for dinner?</p>
<p>Pasta.</p>
<p>Will I ever write a Penguin Classic?</p>
<p>Hey, can anyone tell me how to post your Stats profile on a thread? </p>
<p>I can’t figure it out.</p>
<p>You can’t. You can post a link to your Stats profile in a thread. I’m assuming you’re writing a chances thread, in which case you basically have to write your own thing.</p>
<p>darn. </p>
<p>Thanks, though</p>
<p>Puh.</p>
<p>I barely did my homework.</p>