<p>A purple nano. </p>
<p>Bahhh.</p>
<p>Psht, nanos.</p>
<p>The only thing it can’t do is play hd, but that’s alright. </p>
<p>80 gb would be lost on me.</p>
<p>Matthau is so temperamental.</p>
<p>I’m borrowing Twilight to read. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.</p>
<p>Dear Sir,</p>
<p>Compliments of the day!
I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise as you do not know me, but I believe that this will be the beginning of a long lasting relationship between your family and mine.</p>
<p>I am making this contact with you in good faith; I have decided to contact you for confidential, urgent and rewarding joint business. My name is Mr. Gregory Morris; I am a responsible and honest gentleman. I was the Personal Assistant to the late Mr. Dennis Morgan, who used to work as a foreign expatriate / contractor with (Anglo Gold) a South African Gold Mining Company.</p>
<p>On the 21st of April 2006, Dennis Morgan was involved in a car accident along the Pretoria - Johannesburg freeway. Unfortunately, he lost his live in the event of the accident, May His Soul Rest in Peace! Due to some circumstances that have prompted me to contact you, I have made several inquiries to locate any of my Boss extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful.</p>
<p>After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to look for a foreign partner that I can work with; hence I came across your profile and contact information so I decided to contact you, believing that you will be capable to assist in repatriating the assets he left behind before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Firm where these huge deposits were lodged, Particularly the Security Firm where the deceased had a deposit valued at $14.5 Million Dollars.</p>
<p>Having been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives for over some years now, I seek your consent to work with me so we can get the money repatriated over to your country for the benefit of both of us. I have all the necessary legal and depositary documents that will be used to get the deposit released. I will give you more information on these as we progress.</p>
<p>All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law.</p>
<p>I beg for your Understanding, as I expect your urgent still candid response.
Please reply via the above contact information.</p>
<p>Best regards,</p>
<p>Greg Morris</p>
<p>So I should do it, right?</p>
<p>Matthau has a loser name.</p>
<p>Matthau is Oscar Madison, and it can’t get much better than that.</p>
<p>And totally do it.</p>
<p>14.5 mil here I come. </p>
<p>And now I sleep. Most likely. Possibly. Prollz not.</p>
<p>Twilight is awful.</p>
<p>I know this, but curiosity killed the cat.</p>
<p>I have nothing accomplished. Oh god.</p>
<p>I had such a busy day. I hardly had time to breathe after school was finished. Right now, I’ve just decided to skip my accounting homework. Bleck. It’s too long and too boring.</p>
<p>I need to be educated in pop culture. I know nothing of movies or music.</p>
<p>blah blah blah blah blah</p>
<p>jb, where should we start, then?</p>
<p>Matthau is so pretty.</p>
<p>Matthau is hideous.</p>
<p>I just got accepted to the mentorship program.</p>
<p>Its real name is Walter, judgey Canadian.</p>
<p>I… have done nothing for two weeks.</p>
<p>The US is one of the three only countries who haven’t adopted the SI system as their primary system of measurement. The other two are Myanmar and Liberia. Hmm.</p>
<p>I already knew that, slow Canadian.</p>
<p>I’m catchy, but not.</p>
<p>Significant figures are the bane of my existence.</p>
<p>Chemical bonds will kill me.</p>
<p>mais le subjonctif, c’est terrible!</p>
<p>^Even we nonfrancophones understand that.</p>
<p>El subjuntivo isn’t as bad as le subjonctif.</p>
<p>Don’t blame us for the SI debacle. Blame 20th century Congress. Only Congress can change weights and measures. Now it’s too late.</p>
<p>We have a competitor in the High School Life form. Daily Beef Regurgitation. But it’s nowhere near as good as this thread.</p>