<p>I’m going into hipster territory on Wednesday. We’ll see if I make it out without a scarf, a pabst blue ribbon, and some Ethiopian funk music on vinyl.</p>
<p>What’s a pabst blue ribbon?</p>
<p>Tired, I am.</p>
<p>Super cheap beer that is usually only drank by college students. Hipsters, around here at least, have adopted it as their drink of choice to be ironic, as they do.</p>
<p>Math sucks.</p>
<p>Well sure.</p>
<p>I wonder if I can be triply ironic.</p>
<p>Your head might explode from all of the irony.</p>
<p>I need ice cream.</p>
<p>Everyone at my school owns at least 15 different scarves.</p>
<p>Do they wear keffiyehs though? There’s this one kid at my school who always wears one; it annoys the hell out of me. He didn’t even know what or where Palestine was. Arghh, stupid hipsters.</p>
<p>Yeah, mostly keffiyehs. It’s ridiculous.</p>
<p>Ughh. </p>
<p>I wish Pappus never came up with any theorems, he could have saved me a lot of time.</p>
<p>I think I’m going to be quadrupally ironic tomorrow. </p>
<p>You can have whatever you liikkee.</p>
<p>Ironic-ness cancels out in pairs, so everyone besides you will think you’re acting normal. Good luck explaining the distinction.</p>
<p>with the spirit of a hustla and the swagga of a college kid.</p>
<p>It’s a paradox.</p>
<p>I really need to study.</p>
<p>Same, but all I can think about is college. I need it to be Friday/next Monday all ready.</p>
<p>I should start wearing my scarf at school. Haha. Everyone laughs at my now for the way I wrap it around my face and pull it tight for my five-minute walk to work. But I’m freezing cold if I don’t. I need to move somewhere warm.</p>
<p>I wonder if there is some sort of medicine to make one’s perceived body temperature rise. Under Armour and three sweaters have failed to work thus far.</p>
<p>Put on some weight.</p>
<p>And now I need to study.</p>
<p>I can’t gain weight on my own. I need outside help. I have no appetite, so gaining weight doesn’t really work. And working out would take away from my precious time on the internet.</p>
<p>It’s easy to sit around and say that you need outside help.</p>
<p>Just saying.</p>
<p>I need outside help.</p>
<p>I feel especially asian today.</p>
<p>I know it’s easy. That’s why I do it. And that’s why I can’t make any changes.</p>
<p>Are there days when you feel especially white?</p>
<p>I epic failed at mock trial today. I did apply to Ohio Wesleyan though. W00t!</p>
<p>Why, yes, yes there are.</p>
<p>And don’t talk about mock trial. It only serves to remind me of the fact that I have done absolutely NOTHING.</p>