<p>Me too, Zamzam. About the car, though. Not about the Yishuv and the Jews.</p>
<p>BMW or Audi>>>> Stanford acceptance. My ****ty nissan? I’d take Stanford.</p>
<p>Meet my replacement math teacher. He almost makes me want to go to MIT.</p>
<p><a href=“http://ocw.mit.edu/ans7870/18/18.02/f07/videolectures/ocw-18_02-f07-lec16_300k.mp4[/url]”>http://ocw.mit.edu/ans7870/18/18.02/f07/videolectures/ocw-18_02-f07-lec16_300k.mp4</a></p>
<p>His accent is awesome. But he seems like an okay teacher.</p>
<p>He’s 1000x better than my teacher. I’ve taken to watching his lectures on my ipod in math class.</p>
<p>Is this guy French or something? He can’t pronounce his Rs!!! I love ittttttt</p>
<p>I’m sure he’s French, but it’s weird because his accent doesn’t sound like many other French people’s accents.</p>
<p>He’s from Lyon, France, according to his website.</p>
<p>Stupid calculus, stupid.</p>
<p>Macavity’s a mystery cat, he’s called the hidden paw
For he’s a master criminal who can defy the law
He’s the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad’s despair
For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity’s not there!</p>
<p>Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity
He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity’s not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air
But I tell you once and once again Macavity’s not there!</p>
<p>Macavity’s a ginger cat, he’s very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunked in
His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake
And when you think he’s half asleep, he’s always wide awake</p>
<p>Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity
He’s a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime’s discovered then Macavity’s not there!</p>
<p>He’s outwardly respectable, I know he cheats at cards
And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard’s
And when the larder’s looted or the jewel case is rifled
Or when the milk is missing or another peke’s been stifled
Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair
There’s the wonder of the thing Macavity’s not there!</p>
<p>Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity
There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
What ever time the deed took place Macavity wasn’t there!</p>
<p>And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone
Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
Just controls the operations: the Napolean of crime!</p>
<p>Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity
He’s a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime’s discovered then Macavity
Macavity, Macavity, Macavity
When a crime’s discovered then Macavity’s not there!</p>
<p>Macavity’s not there!
We have to find Old Deuteronomy</p>
<p>I’m an html beast. Just so you know.</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>If all goes according to plan, I’ll be into college in ~20 minutes.</p>
<p>I’m in at U of I. I won’t be going to community college… yay!</p>
<p>Stanford in exactly three days. Gulp.</p>
<p>Exactly three days? Good luck.</p>
<p>Hmm.</p>
<p>Deferred from Stanford… I’m shaking, I can’t take four more months of this. </p>
<p>I was so unprepared for this.</p>
<p>Wow, that’s so unexpected. I was sure you’d get in. Don’t worry, though, look through the decision threads of any top college. A large number of people who were deferred early got in in the second round. I can only imagine how stressful it is to wait for something like this, but April will come sooner than you expect and everything will be settled then. Just don’t get discouraged, because a deferral is not a rejection.</p>
<p>Thanks, Yak, that’s really nice of you to say.</p>
<p>My acceptance at Stanford was anything but a sure thing though, besides baseball my other two ec’s were selling customized shoes and computer animation, lol, not exactly the elite college mold. I look at some of the rejected posts in the Stanford and they’re like Valedictorian President of this, Captain of that, so I guess I’m lucky in a way. Sigh, I have to get an A in Spanish now.</p>
<p>P.S. What does it say about my friends that all of them want to take me out drinking now, lol?</p>
<p>Haha, well, it might not be a bad idea to go out tonight. Dont dwell too long on the deferral, because it isn’t in any way a final decision.</p>
<p>And Jolie says that she’s sorry and that she believes in you.</p>
<p>Haha, yeah, I"m leaving in a bit, it’s time for poker and anything but college talk. </p>
<p>Tell Jolie I say hi and thanks.</p>
<p>She says not to go to a strip club. Why am I being a messenger?</p>
<p>I want my UChicago acceptance soon. Like two minutes ago. Is it possible that I can receive it two minutes ago? The one from Case would be cool too.</p>
<p>I have much to do this weekend. I shouldn’t even be on here.</p>
<p>I am fast becoming an expert in social contract theory.</p>