<p>Yikes. </p>
<p>JB, your grammar Nazi-ing just isn’t cool.</p>
<p>Heroes is genius.</p>
<p>I want my iPod Touch to leave forever. But I must wait till Friday.</p>
<p>Heroes is genius only when you ignore half of season 2. But yes.</p>
<p>I really really miss The Office. TBS reruns don’t cut it.</p>
<p>You keep your iPod. I was in Toronto today at noon, but you didn’t pick me up from the airport. So I bought some Tim Horton’s coffee myself, “marveled at the nothingness,” and flew back to Detroit.</p>
<p>And since when am I trying to be cool? I’m too far gone.</p>
<p>I don’t see how you could fly to nonexistence.</p>
<p>I doubt if very many people have a more diverse Pandora mix than mine. I have everything from Fall Out Boy to Rihanna to Salsa to Romantic Period symphonic orchestra to Lily Allen to Adele to Depeche Mode to The Ting Tings…to Coldplay. Wow. I just realized how Briticized my Pandora mix is.</p>
<p>I don’t really like Pandora.</p>
<p>So, what did we think of that ***** size thread that came and went in an hour?</p>
<p>Heh. Hehehehehe. Tehe.</p>
<p>That’s what I thought, exactly.</p>
<p>Aww, it’s gone all ready.</p>
<p>Oh dang.</p>
<p>It’s quite funny being a girl. You should try it sometime. Cajun style.</p>
<p>Nothing about or said by girls is funny, sorry. Oh burn.</p>
<p>Ohhellnoyoudidn’t.</p>
<p>Snoop is a feminist in a place where feminism doesn’t exist. How did that happen.</p>
<p>Maybe she was dropped as a child. </p>
<p>This Rice essay sucks.</p>
<p>I’m so popular.</p>
<p>I like rice. And Rice. Hahahah. See what I did there? Yeah.</p>
<p>Bleck. I thought about applying to Rice. But when my parents said that Amherst is too far away, I didn’t want to hear what they had to say about Texas. </p>
<p>I will be intensely angry if I can’t afford Chicago.</p>
<p>Chicka chicka yeeahh.</p>
<p>Daria is kind of annoying.</p>
<p>I like her dad. Also, I like the fashion club. Oh, and Daria. Don’t diss.</p>
<p>Daria sucks. Ohhh diss.</p>
<p>She’s 90s proto-ironic annoying, which is really annoying.</p>
<p>Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.</p>
<p>“Proto-” is so pretentious.</p>
<p>all the arrested development episodes are on hulu. i’m happy.</p>