The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>He has to have some sort of an accent. He claims that he’s most fluent in English, but he speaks Croatian at home and French at school. I’m guessing he can’t pronounce his 'R’s correctly, the ‘th’ sound is probably hard for him as well.</p>

<p>I’m not sure where “sucks canal water” originated. My mom always says it. There are canals in my area that were once used for transportation, and the water in them is always really murky. But I don’t know if that’s related or not.</p>

<p>I don’t have an accent in English, French or Croatian. I’m so glad I learned those languages so early. I would never have attained my current level of fluency in them otherwise. Not to mention that I don’t have an accent in any of them.</p>

<p>Wow 2009.</p>

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<p>Thanks nice, Jolie.</p>

<p>Of course you don’t.</p>

<p>I was surprised when my Spanish exchange student friend told me that I don’t have much of an accent in Spanish. I knew I didn’t butcher it as much as most Americans do, but I didn’t really think it was that good. I’m still not very good at rolling 'R’s, and I’m not good at speaking quickly off the top of my head. Bleck. Why do I make excuses?</p>

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<p>Lmao. It’s nice that you call me “nice.” *** DVR. Are YOU unk?</p>

<p>Haha, shut up. I meant to say “that’s.”</p>

<p>I can’t roll my r’s. </p>

<p>Stoopid printer.</p>

<p>I lol’d when I saw “Thanks nice, Jolie.”</p>

<p>I’m reading People en Espa</p>

<p>HEY. Only I’m allowed to annoy everyone with my Lily Allen love. Next you’ll be telling me you OMG<<33 Feist, and I don’t think I could handle that.</p>

<p>jolie just flusters you, doesn’t she, hmm?</p>

<p>I dislike my printer too, Snoop. It wastes far too much ink and the quality sucks.</p>

<p>Who, me?</p>

<p>Don’t do that. Don’t act all surprised so that I ask you why you’re all surprised because we both know how that conversation would end. Or would we?</p>

<p>I make no sense sometimes.</p>

<p>None whatsoever.</p>

<p>Whatever.</p>

<p>And yes, you flustered Canadian.</p>

<p>Shucks.</p>

<p>I don’t do New Year’s Resolutions.</p>

<p>I’m not as keen on Feist as Lily Allen. Don’t worry. Her appearance on the Colbert Christmas Special was quite hilarious, though, if I do say so myself. </p>

<p>Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease be patient.</p>

<p>Sorry.</p>

<p>Anyway, you just can’t rival Lily Allen’s lyrics. She’s the artist who really introduced me to actually listening to the lyrics, which I still don’t do that much. Some of my favorite music is in French, and I don’t know French. I’ve never found translations, either. So I have no idea as to the meanings of some of my favorite music.</p>

<p>Shucks? Whatever.</p>

<p>“You just can’t rival Lily Allen’s lyrics”? Please.</p>

<p>Thank you.</p>

<p>I’m reading my Spanish horoscope. Apparently, on February 14, my Planet of Love is going to enter Aquarius, a sign of the spiritual and the occult. Then it says I’m going to be more clairvoyant, and I’ll convert my dreams and hopes into reality. Lawlz.</p>

<p>Roffle.</p>

<p>2008 was much better than 2007.</p>

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<p>What do you know? It became my Common App essay! I’ve apparently resorted to spending my New Year’s Eve digging through old posts.</p>

<p>And now I take my leave.</p>

<p>I. Am so. Tired.</p>

<p>The one night everyone stays up late, I’m tired. This suckkssss.</p>